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herfdog

I am no rocket surgeon
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Dogs, did you know that when cats wave their tails it has a completely different meaning?



Well our very own kitty cat @bondo440 didn't quite understand how box pass works, as he sent the box one way, and yet another box the other way. Cats can't read, he's pretending the box contains comic books. Yeah, right.



My doggy Ackbar smell sense tells me this is a trap, so I opened carefully. I didn't expect to be scratched upon detonation!

Then I looked down the middle of it all. And, OMG! There are comic books! And dog rockets! And cigars! And a membership to the CPA.


(unseen because of reflections is an acid red in its foil. Awesome!)

Yeah, now I am officially a real certified pain in the ass. Here's the proof.




Bondo, Bondo, Bondo... Why? Why is the kitty cat trying his paws at damaging the superior and bigger dog race?

That bomb was not only unexpected, but we see Bondo did homeworks, with Macanudo and bankers cigars high on my "never have I ever had" list. Where did he find his Intel?

Merci beaucoup!
 
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Well, I got somethin here... the Cohiba Maduro from my takes a few weeks ago. Smoked it Saturday. It was pretty cold out.
As you can see, I am a world-renowned professional ice sculptor.
Guess that's one way to clean it ....

That's brilliant! I'm gonna clean my stinkys the same way... I wonder if I can get my ice sculptures to look like boobs? :D
 
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