smokem94
BoM Sept. 05
There are a lot of new members, so for those that don't know me, I thought I would post a little story about myself:
I was at a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As I sat sipping my coffee, a young woman sat down next to me.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
I replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
We then both sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
I replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
:crackwhip
I was at a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As I sat sipping my coffee, a young woman sat down next to me.
She turned to me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
I replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
We then both sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
I replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
:crackwhip
eace: :rofl:
