Start a random rumor about the person above you!

[Omerta]

^takes a blue pill so he doesn't have that problem

Refuses to use the blue pill cause he enjoys having that problem.

 

[Simian504]

whenever someone asks if something smells funny or stinks @Omerta immediately smells his fingers. He then offers them up for inspection with the question, "is it this?"

 

[mjones9630]

^ runs cocktails at the Rawhide club

 

[Simian504]

^^^Takes "cocktails" at the Rawhide club. (& yes, "cocktails" is code for something.... and it's gross)

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Calls his doctor for an erection lastine more than 4 seconds. ^^^

 

[Omerta]

^^^ Calls his doctor for an erection lastine more than 4 seconds. ^^^

Wants to be a doctor so he can check erections

 

[icehog3]

Wants to be a doctor so he can check erections

^^^Wants to be my fluffer ^^^

 

[Omerta]

^^^Wants to be my fluffer ^^^

Spent 4 hours in a barn playing spin the bottle with a pig.

 

[icehog3]

Spent 4 hours in a barn playing spin the bottle with a pig.

^^^ Called dibs on the winner ^^^

 

[Simian504]

^^^ @icehog3 - Just took a Viagra, and is waiting to see his "doctor".

 

[StogieNinja]

^has been arrested for impersonating a doctor, on multiple occasions

 

[Omerta]

^has been arrested for impersonating a doctor, on multiple occasions

Admitted to not being able to count to 5.

 

[CVAC085]

Admitted to not being able to count to 5.

Can't count at all.

 

[Simian504]

^^^ @CVAC085 Holds up two fingers, yells out "five!", then sniffs his fingers to check for "the smell".

 

[Omerta]

^^^ @CVAC085 Holds up two fingers, yells out "five!", then sniffs his fingers to check for "the smell".

Really into other people's fingers have "the smell"

 

[Simian504]

Really into other people's fingers have "the smell"

LOL! I'd love to say I was just running with the theme here, but schmelly fingers are kinda my thing...

 

[Omerta]

LOL! I'd love to say I was just running with the theme here, but schmelly fingers are kinda my thing...

Once admitted to smelly fingers being his thing. this smiley has a whole new meaning to me now.

 

[rdomfoto]

^^^ Is secretly the 1 out of 5 dentists who doesn't recommend Trident

 

[Omerta]

^^^ Is secretly the 1 out of 5 dentists who doesn't recommend Trident

Chews trident while smoking his stogies.

 

[UnBanded]

^Had been fat shamed by a Taco Bell employee through the drive-thru speaker box..."who you feeding, Free Willy"