Start a random rumor about the person above you!

[Old Smokey]

^^^Has finally accepted the fact that Gonorreah has advanced to his brain.^^^

 

[Simian504]

Spring break '91, hmmm? Kinda makes you think. If we can assume he is speaking from experience, thus that he was sexually active, it is also safe to assume he and some poor woman somewhere are indeed responsible for the birthing of at least one millennial.
Thanks, UmBanded...


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[mdwest]

^^^ is really Ben Zobrist ^^^


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[UnBanded]

Spring break '91, hmmm? Kinda makes you think. If we can assume he is speaking from experience, thus that he was sexually active, it is also safe to assume he and some poor woman somewhere are indeed responsible for the birthing of at least one millennial.
Thanks, UmBanded...


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No, my boy is 7....unless there's 25yo in Cancun that carves feta cheese and looks like John Belushi (SNL years)

 

[Old Smokey]

No, my boy is 7....unless there's 25yo in Cancun that carves feta cheese and looks like John Belushi (SNL years)

Daddy? Is it really you?

 

[UnBanded]

Daddy? Is it really you?

^Smokey's voice mail greeting

 

[UnBanded]

^^^is openly an Eagles fan

^doesn't have a roll of dimes in front pant pocket.

 

[StogieNinja]

^his high-school antics were the inspiration behind hitting LaFours with a sock full of quarters.

 

[Old Smokey]

^his high-school antics were the inspiration behind hitting LaFours with a sock full of quarters.

Works for socks full of quarters so he can buy cigars Jan 1.

 

[icehog3]

Works for socks full of quarters so he can buy cigars Jan 1.

^^^ Wishes he owned socks ^^^

 

[csk415]

^^^ Wishes he owned socks ^^^

Stuffs his pants with socks. ^^^^

 

[knw247]

^^^^ is color blind.... He thinks his avatar is in color.

 

[mdwest]

^^^ is blind ^^^

(Old age does that to you...)


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[knw247]

^^^ is blind ^^^

(Old age does that to you...)


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^^^^ Thinks his pip is a heart

 

[icehog3]

^^^^ Thinks his pip is a heart

^^^ Secret crush on Gladys Knight ^^^

 

[Old Smokey]

^^tells everyone he is Gladys Knights illegitimate son^^

 

[plumber1965]

^^ is really Icehog3's illegitimate son

 

[mdwest]

^^^ is trying desperately to have a son with Icehog ^^^

 

[plumber1965]

^^^ is trying desperately to have a son with Icehog ^^^

but he's playing hard to get

 

[knw247]

but he's playing hard to get

..... He's Hard when Playin'