Start a random rumor about the person above you!

[Old Smokey]

^^^dreams about turtles^^^

 

[mdwest]

 

[Simian504]

^^^Thinks turtles refers to tiny penises.
(I guess it's a good thing that he's not in the club, but he's still sad about it...)


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[VeLoRoK]

^^^is a meat-gazer.

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Is a meat glazer ^^^

 

[knw247]

^^^ Is a meat glazer ^^^

Is one of five people in North America who knows what a "Meat-Gazer" is.

 

[Simian504]

^^^gladly deglazes the meat


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[VeLoRoK]

^^^has a humidor full of gurkhas!

 

[Simian504]

^actually pays msrp for Gurkhas


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[UnBanded]

^loves the way a wedgie feels

 

[Simian504]

^loves the way a wedgie feels

^^^Doesn't count! This is a well known fact!
Try again...


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[icehog3]

^^^Doesn't count! This is a well known fact!
Try again...


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^^^ Thinks "Come On Eileen" is the title of a porno. ^^^

 

[mjones9630]

^Is the real Slim Shady (oldskool throwback! )

 

[Old Smokey]

^^5 time World Champion rectum stretcher

 

[Simian504]

^^5 time World Champion rectum stretcher

Swears it doesn't hurt once you get passed the knuckles


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[mdwest]

^^^ often displays a moose knuckle


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[Old Smokey]

^^^has had his anus professionally tightened 8 times. His scrotum is now on his left side.

 

[mdwest]

^^^ has had his anus professionally whitened 8 times.. his scrotum now matches his bung hole..."

 

[knw247]

^^^ has had his anus professionally whitened 8 times.. his scrotum now matches his bung hole..."

^^^^ offers free anus whitening..... and has a chemical free approach. Don't ask about the details.

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Asked about the details ^^^