Dictionary

[caudio51]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you
moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired..............................I am tired
* Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
* I love you..............................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with
you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

 

[RX2010]

lol

it's all true

 

[tobby4]

Ha, those are awesome..

 

[texas_stang]

True so True

 

[acaffey]

Very funny. I just printed this up and stuck it to the fridge so the girlfriend can see it. It's about time she knows that we've cracked the code. Or maybe not.

 

[caudio51]

Very funny. I just printed this up and stuck it to the fridge so the girlfriend can see it. It's about time she knows that we've cracked the code. Or maybe not.

Is your couch comfortable?

 

[frankluke]

feminest.....fat:nodlaugh:





p.s. acaffey:bring back the nose pickin monkey,for your avater.

 

[williegstyles]

True...True!

 

[CWS]

Very funny. I just printed this up and stuck it to the fridge so the girlfriend can see it. It's about time she knows that we've cracked the code. Or maybe not.

Death by printing. :yes:

 

[cvm4]

Haha, those are great

 

[tobby4]

have fun aaron...

 

[jrohrer]

nice...very nice!

 

[caudio51]

Death by printing. :yes:

Death by printing, nice. This could be applied to the Well Shit thread David started

 

[Headbanger]

Wife would find these funny as I do. I will be printing them later tonight.

 

[Wasch_24]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................Bitch.
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you
moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired..............................I am tired
* Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
* I love you..............................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with
you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

:rofl:

 

[AZsteelman]

I'd like to show these to someone, but it may hamper my progress, so I won't until later! Very funny, indeed...

 

[tobby4]

Damn did Randy find someone with his same love for Makers Mark and the LakeHouse????

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

 

[jwintosh]

Very funny. I just printed this up and stuck it to the fridge so the girlfriend can see it. It's about time she knows that we've cracked the code. Or maybe not.

* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later

 

[Wasch_24]

I don't think it would be a good idea to print that out.