I smoke one or two a day, either at my son's naptime or bedtime or both. I delude myself into thinking that I won't go out at night and sit in the cold for an hour and a half, but then bedtime comes and I'm sitting around thinking, "what do i do with myself for the next four hours?" So i usually end up heading back out for either another stick or a pipe. Now if I had a whole day to myself, no wife no kid, I would try to put down at least five. Morning smoke with coffee, after breakfast dog walk smoke, after lunch smoke, then back to back after dinner smokes. Somehow I'd try to fit in a few games of bowling, too. What I wouldn't give to spend a day with cigars in a bowling alley. Or billiard room. Or poker room. Heaven.