My guy is really good. I learned my lesson about cheap tattoos a while back!Nothing wrong with your original idea, just go to a decent artist, then it won't look like a turd. Turds usually come along with finding the cheapest shop or the one that can get you in the soonest. There's a reason that both of those scenarios exist.
That said, in regards to your original question, I've got a pretty bad-ass (if I may say so myself) Alice Caterpillar smoking his hooka...
I love my hookah. Got a lot of interesting comments on it when I had it in the cigar shop...lol