Old Soldier
What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!

So...I'm waiting to get this stupid head of mine unclogged and I'm gonna take the plunge! All I can say is that I'm glad that an Arkansas State Trooper didn't pull me over this morning...because with my red, glassy eyes , sounding a little strange from my scratchy throat and these babies in a baggie on the passenger seat, I might've had the drug dog called on me!