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These random threads are plenty amusing though. :D
These random threads are the best! (y)

Call after call after call AFTER CALL after call after motherfucking call "because of the holiday, what day is trash being picked up?"

Tell them to do what I do - look outside, and if your neighbors are putting their trash cans out, you should too. It will save them from having to call again after the next holiday.

So I told my wife "I can't believe I was able to stuff that big piece of wood in there, I didn't think there was any way it would fit"
Would anyone care to guess her response in a quote? @bwhite220

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Was it "It's not the size of the wood, that makes it a tight fit"?

Seriously though, I'm dying to know here man - what did she say?
 

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These random threads are the best! (y)


Tell them to do what I do - look outside, and if your neighbors are putting their trash cans out, you should too. It will save them from having to call again after the next holiday.
No, they will still call, kinda like the living dead, they'll just keep coming.

The announcement is on their bill, and on our website.......only other option would be robo calls.
 

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This thread is an abomination. Use chat!!!!!!!
I was under the impression that nobody uses Chat anymore. The few times I pulled it up, it was a ghost town. These random threads are plenty amusing though. :D
Yes, everyone should get in chat more, it's just tough for those of us who pop in and out and can't stick with it. You miss everything and it's hard to interact.
With these it's easy to catch up and just 'drive by' your barbs, insults and jokes... ;)
 

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No, they will still call, kinda like the living dead, they'll just keep coming.

The announcement is on their bill, and on our website.......only other option would be robo calls.
make up an auto answer giving them the details, then they have to push a # before getting through to a live human...
 

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make up an auto answer giving them the details, then they have to push a # before getting through to a live human...
I met someone who's job is to sit and listen to people use the voice automated, and he presses buttons based on their responses.......doesnt talk to a single human, just listens to them make choices and sometimes gets angry.........I.WANT THAT JOB!
 
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I met someone who's job is to sit and listen to people use the voice automated, and he presses buttons based on their responses.......doesnt talk to a single human, just listens to them make choices and sometimes gets angry.........I.WANT THAT JOB!
Is there any way you could record these interactions and share them here?
 

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Can't wait for this sickness to finally be all gone so I can finally smoke a cigar. I'm craving a delicious cigar so bad but I'm not gonna waste good sticks when I won't appreciate them.
 
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