I Love These Moments

[ApeSmokes]

“You should come out to the house sometime and we can talk more about [one of their hobbies] over cigars and whiskey - my treat.”

Now that's the kind of neighbor to have.

Not to mention, all of my neighbors think I just sit on the porch smoking huge blunts!

Get a nice big bong and sit it right next to you. Play some reggae.
I had some teenage kids think the same thing once. Bold as hell they stood across the street and told me "sharing is caring" then gave me a big ol' grin. Little bastards

 

[BigSkySmoke]

Not to mention, all of my neighbors think I just sit on the porch smoking huge blunts!

Good on you Brandon. I'm pretty much the opposite when it comes to being social with new people. I will only give out my P.O. Box when family starts asking to visit.

 

[Lok17]

Where are you finding these guys?

He has a 1980s era panel van with no windows in the back, and some weird unicorn airbrushing on the side. Drives around buisness's about lunch time and waits for the men with briefcases to congregate around a table outside and begin to eat. He then pulls up, swinging the back two doors open, stogie in mouth, and asks them to come home with him. He has more cigars there, and they are free. Just can't tell your mommies...errr wives. At least thats what id do.

 

[ApeSmokes]

He has a 1980s era panel van with no windows in the back, and some weird unicorn airbrushing on the side. Drives around buisness's about lunch time and waits for the men with briefcases to congregate around a table outside and begin to eat. He then pulls up, swinging the back two doors open, stogie in mouth, and asks them to come home with him. He has more cigars there, and they are free. Just can't tell your mommies...errr wives. At least thats what id do.

Will there by whisky too, sir?

 

[ApeSmokes]

At least thats what id do

Seems awfully well thought out. Might want to check his Amazon order history for duct tape and chloroform before inviting him to the next herf. Just saying...

 

[Glassman]

Seems awfully well thought out. Might want to check his Amazon order history for duct tape and chloroform before inviting him to the next herf. Just saying...

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Gah-ly we sure can wreck some trains around here..

 

[BigSkySmoke]

 

[Lok17]

Seems awfully well thought out. Might want to check his Amazon order history for duct tape and chloroform before inviting him to the next herf. Just saying...

HBH .... lets do this victimssss...errrr brothers!!!!!

 

[ApeSmokes]

HBH .... lets do this victimssss...errrr brothers!!!!!

Dueling banjos quietly play in the background.

 

[Nacho Daddy]

Drive Faster, I Hear Banjo Music !!

saw this on a sticker yesterday LMAO................

 

[Lok17]

Dueling banjos quietly play in the background.

Well you need some ambience.

 

[sean]

Right on. This is kind of how my Thursday night herf started up. A few of us in the church worship band said "let's smoke cigars and drink scotch one night..." since then, we've pulled together a good mix of guys that come and go as life moves them around, but there's always a Thursday herf, even if it is just myself and @SDShark. Or @sdbassman, and I.

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[bwhite220]

A few of us in the church worship band said "let's smoke cigars and drink scotch one night..."

Funny - I have a group like this and we call that night “Holy Smokes & Holy Spirts”. Haha