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Glassman said:
Why do people. Use the term "assless" chaps, when chaps are by definition assless?
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Growing up, we had a neighbor from the UK that would refer to male friends as chaps. To this day, when I hear "assless chaps" I think of men who have no ass. Then I feel weird because I'm thinking of male ass. Then I drown out my thoughts with a nice helping of 4 chili cheese burritos from Taco Bell. Then I have to shit so bad that my pants won't come off fast enough. In that moment, I wish I was wearing assless chaps. Which reminds me of this neighbor I had from the UK...
 
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bwhite220 said:
Growing up, we had a neighbor from the UK that would refer to male friends as chaps. To this day, when I hear "assless chaps" I think of men who have no ass. Then I feel weird because I'm thinking of male ass. Then I drown out my thoughts with a nice helping of 4 chili cheese burritos from Taco Bell. Then I have to shit so bad that my pants won't come off fast enough. In that moment, I wish I was wearing assless chaps. Which reminds me of this neighbor I had from the UK...
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Reminds me of dinner last night. My wife and I were sitting on the love seat eating supper while watching the evening news. Mrs Smokey started sniffing around, looked at me and asked "did you just shit your pants"? I replied "NO" and continued to eat. After a couple of minutes she looked at me again and asked "are you sure you didn't just shit your pants?" So I set my plate down, stood up and pulled my pants down revealing shit everywhere. She said "I thought you said you didn't just shit your pants? I replied, "I didn't JUST shit my pants, that's from yesterday!"
 
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Old Smokey said:
Reminds me of dinner last night. My wife and I were sitting on the love seat eating supper while watching the evening news. Mrs Smokey started sniffing around, looked at me and asked "did you just shit your pants"? I replied "NO" and continued to eat. After a couple of minutes she looked at me again and asked "are you sure you didn't just shit your pants?" So I set my plate down, stood up and pulled my pants down revealing shit everywhere. She said "I thought you said you didn't just shit your pants? I replied, "I didn't JUST shit my pants, that's from yesterday!"
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Assless chaps would have solved both of your problems...
 
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