Survival kit

[Rank_Tyro]

Tonight is my girlfriends "Bunco" party which is being hosted at our house. Rather than spending the night being outnumbered by 12 women, (one of them my sister), I have decided that discretion would be the better part of valor.

I am running away. Since tonights party was a bit of a surprise, I really have no safe refuge to run to. I could head to the pub, but I don't feel like dealing with tonights mid week-crowd. I have hastily packed a survival kit, and am wondering what you people think would be necessary for a night on your own, away from your house. I have..

1 Laptop computer
1 laptop computer bag with stuff in it
1 40 Gig mp3 player/usb hard drive
$26 U.S. Dollars
1 Cigar cutter
1 butane lighter
1 AVO #7 Carona
1 Black Diamond Oscuro Presidente
Half a pack of cigarettes
1 hand cuff key

What would you guys take with you if you suddenly found yourself kicked out of your own house for 3 or 4 hours?

 

[ATCDub]

Well I'd have to think on that for a little bit, but pants would be right up there at the top of the list.

 

[Wasch_24]

Two DCs, drivers license, car keys, and money for some pop...and drive around.

 

[tedski]

Hmmmm ... it sounds like you would have been better served to get several bottles of Tequila, some limes, a few decks of cards and a 12 pack of condoms. :smokingme

Oh - and bring a friend to take your sister out to dinner + the movies.

 

[kirscovitch]

3-4 hours?? hmmmmm... not much.

an ID
about 50 bucks
couple of cigars, cutter and lighter

id head down to the local bar. it aint much but the beer is cold!!

 

[Wasch_24]

Hmmmm ... it sounds like you would have been better served to get several bottles of Tequila, some limes, a few decks of cards and a 12 pack of condoms. :smokingme

Oh - and bring a friend to take your sister out to dinner + the movies.

Why didn't I think of that!? :rofl:

 

[Greg]

hahahahahahaha.....:hysterica

 

[goin' fer smoke]

handcuff key?

 

[Rank_Tyro]

The handcuff key is attached to my house keys..................

It's a long story, but it involves a girl, Smith and Wesson handcuffs, a bottle of Bacardi, two condoms, mosquito bites, and a hangover...

 

[kirscovitch]

The handcuff key is attached to my house keys..................

It's a long story, but it involves a girl, Smith and Wesson handcuffs, a bottle of Bacardi, two condoms , mosquito bites, and a hangover...

ahhhhh... one of those stories!!!! well you cant give a intro like that without telling the whole thing!!! :headroll:

 

[Rank_Tyro]

A long time ago, in a land called South Carolina.....

Blah blah blah blah blah, she gave me the crabs, blah blah blah blah, I still have the hand cuffs, blah blah blah blah, we still e-mail each other.

Uhhh, I refuse to say more because my GF uses my computer sometimes and she might find this page in my bookmarks.

:bottle:

 

[Wasch_24]

Sounds like a great time.

Except for the part about the crabs. :rofl:

 

[AZsteelman]

keys and crabs.....wow...


Hey, I'd just take my credit card and head to the bar!

 

[oneaday]

Crabs are curable, I would take the money, 1/2 pack of cigs and cigars, put on my sunglasses and go find the girl. Even I'm not that old.

 

[kirscovitch]

Crabs are curable, I would take the money, 1/2 pack of cigs and cigars, put on my sunglasses and go find the girl. Even I'm not that old.

yet another good suggestion!!!!

 

[Electric Sheep]

I'd take:

- Money for dinner
- A cutter
- A lighter
- A damn-fine cigar
- A book

I'd find a nice restaurant, eat a bite, and then go hit a cigar friendly establishment (a b&m if it was early enough) and smoke while reading. Well, unless I found friendly conversation instead.

 

[Rank_Tyro]

Here in Sacramento, there are few cigar friendly establishments.

Even the Governor has to make a special place to smoke his cigars...

 

[cvm4]

Sit outside in the car so you could still get wireless.

 

[Wasch_24]

Sit outside in the car so you could still get wireless.

That is some smart thinking right there.

 

[cvm4]

Might seem a bit "odd" to the ladies :rofl: