You know how sometimes in a movie, someone in a bar will just ask the bartender for "a beer"? Well, this is what "a beer" would taste like. This is the most inoffensive, harmless, unremarkable, beery beer I have ever had outside of a typical Bud/Miller/etc. What does it taste like? A beer. Hmm.
Edit: oh crap I take all of that back. While the taste is generic and inoffensive, I just noticed the smell. It smells just like wet, sweaty dog. Actually, ok. Imagine your beloved Lab, named Scooter. It's a hot September day in Texas and the dove hunting is going great. Scooter is having a blast retrieving the dove that you and your buddies are so skillfully shooting. In between the action, he is also having a blast rolling around in mud puddle in the middle of the sunflower field you're hunting. I think he also may have gotten frisky with your buddies' dog Skeeter, but you aren't sure. Anyway, 8 hours later, you're back at camp grilling up some jalapeño wrapped dove breast and drinking. After a few beers, your buddy is like "I dare you to smell Scooter's collar, I bet that %^## stinks. You see what he's been up to today?" If you took that dare and smelled Scooter's collar...this beer is what it would smell like.