Am I the only one who won't flush the toilet at night?

[C-Dub]

I'm convinced that if I do, the noise will wake me up 100% and it will be harder to fall back asleep.

Am I a genius or crazy?

 

[derek]

I go with crazy, but I wear Depends so I don't have to get out of bed at night

 

[pharmgator]

I'm convinced that if I do, the noise will wake me up 100% and it will be harder to fall back asleep.

Am I a genius or crazy?

Dude, if I left a floater my wife would kill me. :barf:

 

[Kingston]

I don't even like to leave unused toilet paper in there, let alone any depth charges.

 

[cvm4]

If it's yellow, let is mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Words to live by when doing your business at night!

 

[C-Dub]

The dump is the exception to the rule, although I can't remember the last time I did that in the middle of the night.

 

[tuffy]

I don't even like to leave unused toilet paper in there, let alone any depth charges.

I second that motion...I can't stand anything in the toilet.

 

[kirscovitch]

the "if its yellow its mellow" rule stands in our house. the bathroom is next to my kids room and if we flush, he wakes up....

 

[Kingston]

You could always just pee in the shower :headroll:

GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now!

 

[Greg]

Good episode of Seinfeld.

I have never got up in the middle of the night to poop though.....except for that one time when I was dreaming of having a baby, and.....j/k

 

[cvm4]

LOL, TMI Greg!

 

[tuffy]

Good episode of Seinfeld.

I have never got up in the middle of the night to poop though.....except for that one time when I was dreaming of having a baby, and.....j/k

 

[indyrob]

Flushing the toilet is what seperates my bathroom from a honeybucket. If I piss,shit,or puke, I'm flushing.

If it's 3 am and someone wakes up in my house after I flush it's because they have the same idea.

 

[Rich K]

Flushing every time is the key to living a good life.

 

[tedski]

I read that the only thing that will keep you awake once you get up in the middle of the night are lights. I generally go to the bathroom most nights at 2am or so (sorry if that's TMI). I don't turn on any lights, always flush and am back to sleep within 5 minutes.

 

[oneaday]

At my age going back to sleep after I take a leak isn't the problem.............waking up "before" I take the leak is my only concern.

 

[tuffy]

At my age going back to sleep after I take a leak isn't the problem.............waking up "before" I take the leak is my only concern.

:rofl:

 

[Greg]

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: Good one Greg

 

[Headbanger]

At my age going back to sleep after I take a leak isn't the problem.............waking up "before" I take the leak is my only concern.

Too damn funny Ken. :rofl:


If I am unsure will wake someone, I just close the bathroom door and flush whenever I feel like it.