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Ok fellas, now's the time when I tell you the tale of the worst beer I've ever tried. Keep in mind I've consumed most of the lower tier beers from the rankest malt liquor all the way to most of the value-based macrobrew side brands.

The experience was so bad that I remember vivid details from that day despite it being over a decade ago. The year was 2010, summer I believe. I went to Walgreens to pick up a prescription. I saw a display advertising a six pack of beer for $3. I needed no further information beyond that, and so I bought it. Big Flats Beer was the brand. I remember that I was playing Resident Evil 5 on the PS3 when I cracked open the first one and took a sip. My wife heard me cuss loudly and ran into the room, her telephone conversation with her best friend temporarily interrupted as she thought I had hurt myself or something. She asked me what the matter was and I told her that my Walgreens $3/six pack beer was disgusting. She then asked why I would drink such a thing, and her friend on the phone also asked her to ask me why I would drink such a thing. Annoyed, she left the room. I continued my gaming. And fellas...I'm ashamed to say...I continued to drink the beer. Fifty cents a can, this was a bargain. A bargain that tasted like a handful of pennies in the juice from a can of corn. I finished the six pack that evening. Big Flats Beer.
 
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Texican said:
Ok fellas, now's the time when I tell you the tale of the worst beer I've ever tried. Keep in mind I've consumed most of the lower tier beers from the rankest malt liquor all the way to most of the value-based macrobrew side brands.

The experience was so bad that I remember vivid details from that day despite it being over a decade ago. The year was 2010, summer I believe. I went to Walgreens to pick up a prescription. I saw a display advertising a six pack of beer for $3. I needed no further information beyond that, and so I bought it. Big Flats Beer was the brand. I remember that I was playing Resident Evil 5 on the PS3 when I cracked open the first one and took a sip. My wife heard me cuss loudly and ran into the room, her telephone conversation with her best friend temporarily interrupted as she thought I had hurt myself or something. She asked me what the matter was and I told her that my Walgreens $3/six pack beer was disgusting. She then asked why I would drink such a thing, and her friend on the phone also asked her to ask me why I would drink such a thing. Annoyed, she left the room. I continued my gaming. And fellas...I'm ashamed to say...I continued to drink the beer. Fifty cents a can, this was a bargain. A bargain that tasted like a handful of pennies in the juice from a can of corn. I finished the six pack that evening. Big Flats Beer.
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Legendary tale bro...I'm proud of you. You went to the darkest realms where most won't dare go.
 
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Texican said:
Ok fellas, now's the time when I tell you the tale of the worst beer I've ever tried. Keep in mind I've consumed most of the lower tier beers from the rankest malt liquor all the way to most of the value-based macrobrew side brands.

The experience was so bad that I remember vivid details from that day despite it being over a decade ago. The year was 2010, summer I believe. I went to Walgreens to pick up a prescription. I saw a display advertising a six pack of beer for $3. I needed no further information beyond that, and so I bought it. Big Flats Beer was the brand. I remember that I was playing Resident Evil 5 on the PS3 when I cracked open the first one and took a sip. My wife heard me cuss loudly and ran into the room, her telephone conversation with her best friend temporarily interrupted as she thought I had hurt myself or something. She asked me what the matter was and I told her that my Walgreens $3/six pack beer was disgusting. She then asked why I would drink such a thing, and her friend on the phone also asked her to ask me why I would drink such a thing. Annoyed, she left the room. I continued my gaming. And fellas...I'm ashamed to say...I continued to drink the beer. Fifty cents a can, this was a bargain. A bargain that tasted like a handful of pennies in the juice from a can of corn. I finished the six pack that evening. Big Flats Beer.
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I’d drink him too fitty cent is fitty cent lol
 
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5$ for 24 blue moon white ipa. I grabbed 30$ worth. I gave some away drank a lot of em. That was a situation that was tough to deal with. I refused to buy beer because they were stacked up to the light switch I bummed beer from my buddies. I brought a 6 everywhere I was stopping by. They were rugged. Yet to find anyone that actually likes em
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BloodWood said:
What happens when you let your girlfriend drink the same horse piss as Carlos, Jake & Matt?
Well, lets find out...

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I resemble that comment!

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