Week 32 Update:
Doctor told her yesterday not to eat anything after 4 pm due to her acid reflux. I couldn't help but reflect on this tonight at 7:00 pm as I watched her scarf down a salad, fried chicken, and red velvet cake.
I have been sleeping on the couch for the past 2 months since she had me jack up the headboard. She wakes me at 5:00 am when she gets up, and I go to the bed until 7:30, when it's time for me to get up. If she fails to turn her alarm off one more time and it wakes me up 9 minutes after falling back to sleep, I am gonna kick someones ass.
A new food discovery...dreamsicles. Buy stock in the damn things right now.
My school is throwing me a shower. They better get me cases of beer instead of baby shit.
Mental Note To Self: When pregnant wife is in the horse paddock on all fours throwing up, it's not wise to grab the saddle and pretend like you are ready to ride her due to her size.