My life

[CelticBasque]

I am SO lesbian....
Just not a bulldyke! :razz:

 

[caudio51]

I've always known I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

Just had to quote this :rofl:

 

[tobby4]

you are a lesbian... its ok, apparently so am I

 

[caudio51]

Apparently it is OK to be a lesbian these days

 

[tobby4]

of course it is

 

[AZsteelman]

gotta watch what I type sometimes around here!

 

[caudio51]

You sure do!

 

[cvm4]

I won't tell anyone ya'lls secrets :wink:

 

[Wasch_24]

There are a lot of new members, so for those that don't know me, I thought I would post a little story about myself:

I was at a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As I sat sipping my coffee, a young woman sat down next to me.

She turned to me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

I replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

We then both sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of me and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

I replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

:crackwhip

Funny chit Mike!

:rofl:

 

[Greg]

Lots of lesbians on this thread...

 

[dpricenator]

This is the official carpet munchin thread

 

[TexaSmoke]

hahaha

 

[jwintosh]

funny stuff there cowboy!!

 

[The_Other]

This is the official carpet munchin thread

Funny, cause this is the 3rd thread that talks about lesbians I've come across in the past 10 minutes...

 

[aleam_38]

nice one

 

[Clinton]

Funny, cause this is the 3rd thread that talks about lesbians I've come across in the past 10 minutes...

I don't think I've ever come across a lesbian...

 

[AZsteelman]

I don't think I've ever come across a lesbian...

Well....I had the opportunity and did once!

 

[cvm4]

I hope you...ummm...drowned her Randy :yes:

 

[AZsteelman]

I did an enviable job! You'd be proud!