Happy Birthday Mike. Some words to live by:
1) Don't squat with your spurs on.
2) If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
3) It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
4) Always drink upstream from the herd.
5) Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
6) You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
7) Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
8) If somebody outdraws you, smile and walk away. There's plenty of time to look tough when you're out of sight.