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Today is talk like a pirate day. So all post must be in your favorite Pirate speak. To start things off.

AARRGGHH, Where's me rum? I'm a thirstin for a swig!! Which one of you barnackle suckers stole me rum?
 

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Did you guys see the trading wifes show with the pirate family and the OCD neat-freak military family? The pirate dad was the one who came up with talk like a pirate day. It was probably the best wife swapping show ever!


TYLARRRRRRR
 

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Did you guys see the trading wifes show with the pirate family and the OCD neat-freak military family? The pirate dad was the one who came up with talk like a pirate day. It was probably the best wife swapping show ever!


TYLARRRRRRR
I've seen it twice. Some comedy is still funny the second or third time. This episode will be funny for ever. That guy is a few tacos short of a combe plate.
 
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What did the old Pirate get?
Arrrrrrrrthritis!

What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
How ARRRGGHH you doing?

Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.

What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!

see: http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes
 
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