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I'm a big quote fan, so if you feel like sharing any here, by all means do so, I'll start.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain
 

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"And you ma'am are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

Sir Winston Churchill

After a lady, at a party, told him he was drunk.
 
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"Sanity is just another word for the walls and limits that society places on one's mind."

- Myself, sometime in the early/mid 90's
 
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This is how Albert Einstein described his wife Mileva in a letter
written in 1914. He described Mileva as "an unfriendly humorless
creature who does not get anything out of life and by her mere
presence extingishes other people's joy of living"

a.k.a. my second wife :cursing:
 

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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. - Leo Rosenburg
 
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"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."

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"And you ma'am are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"

Sir Winston Churchill

After a lady, at a party, told him he was drunk.
Reminds me of another Churchill quote :

Lady : "If you were my husband, I'd serve you poison"

Churchill : "If I was your husband, I'd drink it."
 

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I think this might have been the same conversation. I have the book of 9,999 quotes and I think yours comes right before the one I posted. I'll look it up later.
 

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there are three times as many human societies as battered women houses so next time you angry kick the dog. J/K- Randy Christensen (Brother)

something my brother told me once. not sure if he made it up or got it from some were.
 

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"Butter can do whatever the @#ck butter wants" something i told my sister while camping up on the north shore of MN. When i was cooking over the fire and placed the butter container on the ground. she said don't put the butter there. that was my response.
 
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My favorite quotes are from Dorothy Parker:

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

One more drink and I'll be under the host.

"I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools."
That's strange; your mother could.

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
 

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I'm a big fan of movie quotes...One of my all-time favs is the line in my tag from Fight Club.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time!"
 
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Here is afew..

"A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." - Geof Greenleaf

"We must not always judge of the generality of the opinion by the
noise of the acclamation." - Edmund Burke

"Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the
golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty." - Mark Twain

"The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own." - Benjamin Disraeli
 

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Some of my favorites collected over the years.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - Sir Edmund Burke

“Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.” - Daniel Webster

“Always remember, your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder.” - From Murphy’s Laws of Combat

“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and hence clamorous to be led to safety --by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H. L. Mencken

"It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, Who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, Who allows the protester to burn the flag." - Father Denis Edward O'Brien, USMC

"Beware the tyrant, for he comes first as a protector." - Lord Byron

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

“Islam is a highly aggressive inculcated obsessive delusional psychosis that has been on a run amok submit-or-be-killed crusade on and off for over a thousand years. It is a delusional system that is defended with an indignation subjectively justifying violence against the non-delusional world.” - Robert L. Kocher

"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus

"There is a difference between responsible criticism that aims for success and defeatism that refuses to acknowledge anything but failure. Hindsight alone is not wisdom and second-guessing is not a strategy" - George W. Bush

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." – Will Rogers
 

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A couple of more from Murphy's laws of combat:

Friendly fire ain't.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

Beer Math, 2 x 35 men = 42 cases.
 

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He who does not risk, cannot win.
John Paul Jones

For me it is a good one to live by


I'm a big quote fan, so if you feel like sharing any here, by all means do so, I'll start.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain
 

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There are no extraordinary men... just extraordinary circumstances that ordinary men are forced to deal with.
-Fleet Admiral William "Bull" Halsey
 
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