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I normally listen to KGO during my lunch hour. This is a news / talk radio station and they sponsor a local lawyer, Len Tillem, to provide a bit of free legal advice to people who call in whith their stories. One of the calls today had me :rofl:

A young guy called and said he was being sued by a former girlfriend. They had been dating for several months, but then recently broke up. Apparently, she is claiming physical damages because he is rather "well endowed". She went to a doctor and then a plastic surgeon who recommended "labial rejuvenation" to correct her issues.

After Len stopped asking if this was a joke, he said to the guy that he should basically ignore any legal threats. As the relations were consensual, this would likely be viewed as a sports injury. Chances are very remote that she would pursue this - lest the story make the local papers and make him a locker room hero.

You just can't make this stuff up folks! :hysterica

Still ..... I guess it's a good thing that my former girlfriends have no idea where I live. :agreesmil
 

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That's hilarious, let her sue he'll get all the tail he wants after that goes public.

My buddy got sued by his ex, when he cut up all her lingerie. He had found out she was cheating on him. she proved it was worth roughly $2500 worth. He had to pay her back in full.
 

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Still ..... I guess it's a good thing that my former girlfriends have no idea where I live. :agreesmil

You REALLY do have interesting dreams:sleep: ........WAKE UP!!!!!!!:yes: :stretchgr :lookaroun
 
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I'm self-taught ... but does anyone know where to get formal training on labial rejuvenation? :razz:
 
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DPrice--I'm not sure the best way to get tail is to make sure women know that you're painfully well-endowed. Maybe the best way to get them to run screaming for the hills...:yes:
 
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