I have no idea what i'm doing

[bballbaby]

OK, it's official, i have no idea what i'm doing on this board. First off, i originally gave a great, and i mean GREAT, cigar (that Don Carlos Anniversery one) a poor rating of 92. What the hell was i thinking?!?! I've smoked 3 different sticks since and the more i smoke, the better that thing was. It had to be like a 98 or better. It was unbelieveable,, but the point is that i gave it some rediculous ass rating. What a fool.

And then on top of that i call out a bombing on a brother when what i sent weren't no bomb, it was a like a lady finger, if that. Having recieved a true BOMB from WillieG and then hearing about bombs from the likes of Angry Bill, what i sent out was tiddly winks by comparison. So brothers, i apologize for trying to call out a bomb when it really wasn't. I've learned my lesson on what a bomb is all about. Maybe i'll just say i sent a package next time.

But to top all that off, i'm pretty sure i used the words "nice boobies" in my wife's Valentine's Day card. What the HELL was i thinking?! Boobies? You can't use "boobies" in a card...to your wife...on valentines day!!! I'm in BIG trouble. Next year is gonna have to be big with a capital B. I. G.

So quite frankly, I have ZERO idea what i'm doing. i"m thinking what i thought was a cigar was really a crack pipe.

 

[jmatkins]

Do not worry, your taste in cigars and ability to rate will come with time. I still can not do a good rating on a cigar, I can not pick out all of the suttle flavors. As for the bombs, weel you sent what you thought was a very good set of cigars. The 1st bomb I sent was most likely very poor, however just read and learn. You will fit in fine don't rush anything.

 

[RigilKent]

yes your doing great here i dont know about you valentines day card but thats not really something we can help with. LOL have a great valentines day.

 

[dpricenator]

Good luck with the wife...you may need it.

 

[Smurf]

thats almost as bad as last year when I didnt give a card....
you are going to have to go real big next year.

 

[caudio51]

The boobies part, well, you're done for.


About the cigars, it takes time. Smoke lots of sticks, buy more and refine your palette.

 

[Volusianator]

bball, this was a fun way to start my day, pretty funny read. Good luck with the wife.

 

[Broadway Joe]

Good luck bro! I woke up to a card on the table this morning and I told my wife "I though we were going to exchange tonight?" Translation = I need to go out on my lunchbreak today and buy you something

 

[tubaman]

He said boobies!!!

bball, a 92 rating isn't too shabby! It was probably correct, considering I've seen some really awesome smokes rated with a lower number in cA. Don't sweat the small stuff, enjoy your cigar. If you don't, get another cigar and enjoy that one. Repeat as necessary.

 

[smokinghole]

What's so wrong with saying boobies? I think it was great word usage no matter what! If she can't find the humor in it hmm you might be in trouble, but I'm sure she knows you're a funny dude.

I don't know exactly what a bomb is. I think if I really tried I could throw one together to the standards of what a bomb truly is. I might have a prob throwing in $30 smokes though. I have plenty of good poop but nothing that spendy.

 

[blessednxs65]

Indeed, you are doing well here on the board. As for Valentine's Day... Just yesterday, I plunked down over $1200 to get the wife's car fixed as the Timing Belt broke, the Water Pump failed and the Radiator cracked at the top. If I had not already sprung for the Play tix and the Champagne Breakfast, I would have simply given her a card and called it a wrap (smile). Needless to say... there goes my cigar monies for a couple of months!

 

[bballbaby]

bball, this was a fun way to start my day, pretty funny read. Good luck with the wife.

Glad i could oblige. Hope the good day continues.

And by the way, the wife called me to thank me for the card. She never mentioned the word boobies. So apparently it's okay to use that word in a Valentine's day card. Hell, I'm going for "Titties" in her birthday card!

Titties is certainly more abrasive to a woman, but to a man titties means so much more. I'd rather see titties than boobies any day.

 

[Angry Bill]

Bball.. you are ok bro.. As for bombs, its about sharing the share.. Doesn't matter whats in there, its the thought that counts. Mine are nothing spectacular either, just to clarify that.

 

[Volusianator]

I'd rather see titties than boobies any day.

Not me, titties are smaller, boobies are bigger...I like them big! :rofl:

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

Take a good picture and post it.......we'll let ya know if it should be "boobies" or "titties".:eyequiver :stretchgr

 

[bballbaby]

Take a good picture and post it.......we'll let ya know if it should be "boobies" or "titties".:eyequiver :stretchgr

Oh, shel'l love that. I'm already on shakey ground because i'm talking with a bunch of dudes on the computer supposedly about "cigars" Wait til i tell her i need to take a picture of her tits to put on the internet.

And for the record, the word "tits" is way better than boobies or titties, a much better generalization of all things mammary.

"Show me your boobies" is what a 12 year old says.

"Show me you titties" is what a 16 yr old says

"Show me your tits" is what a man says.

THAT'S IT!!! "Show me your tits" is all i'm writing in her birthday card. This is gonna go over well. You all have been a great inspiration.

I have no idea what i'm doing.

 

[jmatkins]

Good luck.

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

Oh, shel'l love that. I'm already on shakey ground because i'm talking with a bunch of dudes on the computer supposedly about "cigars" Wait til i tell her i need to take a picture of her tits to put on the internet.

And for the record, the word "tits" is way better than boobies or titties, a much better generalization of all things mammary.

"Show me your boobies" is what a 12 year old says.

"Show me you titties" is what a 16 yr old says

"Show me your tits" is what a man says.

THAT'S IT!!! "Show me your tits" is all i'm writing in her birthday card. This is gonna go over well. You all have been a great inspiration.

I have no idea what i'm doing.

Just make sure you have a VERY NICE set of BEADS in your hand when you say those word's. And be ready to giv'em up........:bigeyes: The beads that is....

 

[Smurf]

I did this boobie tittie discussion with my girl last week... she was very upset when I informed her of the tittie boobie size distinction. I had a lot of apologing to do after wards.

 

[bballbaby]

I did this boobie tittie discussion with my girl last week... she was very upset when I informed her of the tittie boobie size distinction. I had a lot of apologing to do after wards.

Yeah, bad idea dude. That's shop talk.