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Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?

Michael Jordan, having 'retired' with $40 million in endorsements, makes
$178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a
whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics,
and about $15,600 during the race.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all past presidents for all
of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins
 

blessednxs65

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That's the kind of news that makes me want to go to bed early just so that I can get up in the morning and go scrape for pennies.

If it is any consolation, he has to give his Ex - half of his net worth...
 
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