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WhiteLightning
This is WhiteLightning!
I'll take 100 down to the 80's instead of 70's down to 50's anytime.
Volusianator
BoM Nov '07 & Jan '09
65 here!
True Dat and that's in the shade.
So freakin hot here today-101 could only play 27, then drink.:bottle::halfgrinw
J/K playin earlier tommorrow, sposed to be 102. C'mon
Having to fiddle with the settings on the coolidor, with the hotter temps going on. :bigeyes:
J/K playin earlier tommorrow, sposed to be 102. C'mon
Having to fiddle with the settings on the coolidor, with the hotter temps going on. :bigeyes:
Yea, but it's a DRY heat ... :devil:
Reminds me of this joke:
Beautiful Arizona
May 15
Just moved to Arizona! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. Ive finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. Im turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30th
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th
The temperature hasnt been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, its kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.
July 15th
Fell asleep by the community pool (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol sun in a climate like this.
July 20th
I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol Mr. Sun strikes again.
July 25th
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And its hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now. $225,000 house and I cant even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?
Aug. 4th
Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.
Aug. 8th
If another wise ass cracks, Hot enough for you today? Im going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
Aug. 9th
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
Aug 10th
The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Its been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesnt it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus cant live in this damn heat.
Aug. 14th
Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 120 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, Hot enough for you today? My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you know how the trial goes
Last summer we went to see the daughter in Mesa for the 4th. It was 109 at 9 PM. No I dont miss Phoenix, but then I was a lot yoinger in the 70's.
