Rotten To The Core

[Fidel]

I`m going straight to Hell!

A few minutes ago, as I was price shopping on line for some 601s (smoked my last Guapito this morning), my better half asks, "do you have an empty cigar box I can use to keep my medicines in?"

"No" I lied through my teeth. "but I`m out of one of my favorite smokes. If I order some, you can have the box."

"How much?", she asks.

"Oh, they`re just little tiny things, only a couple of bucks and change, each." (I fail to mention that they come 100 to a box)

"Oh! OK then."

I hit the "confirm order" button about 15 seconds later:devil:

I`ve really hit bottom.

Now, all I have to do is figure out how to explain that jar of Tat Blacks that is due here the first of the week:wifey:

 

[jwintosh]

that's to keep her, uh, jewelry in. yeah! that's it!!

 

[amgracing]

hahahaha thats awesome

 

[daniyal]

Man! when in doubt say its a gift from a really good old friend.

 

[Altercall]

Ya, his name is Jay and he lives at...

 

[jmatkins]

Trust me I have beat my wife home some days to make sure I pick up the mail or Fed Ex boxes........we do what we have to do. She does not know about my extra purchases and I don't ask when another bag from a store comes into the house.

 

[daniyal]

Trust me I have beat my wife home some days to make sure I pick up the mail or Fed Ex boxes........we do what we have to do. She does not know about my extra purchases and I don't ask when another bag from a store comes into the house.

Oh she knows that's why those bags keep coming in...

 

[dpricenator]

Ship to the office guys, ship to the office

 

[smokingIsh]

Ship to the office guys, ship to the office

Tell me about it, that is the first major drawback I have found since I started working from home....but hey I can smoke whenever I want to so I am not going to complain too much.

 

[Broadway Joe]

Just beat her home the day it gets delivered. That's my MO :grin:

 

[jmatkins]

Ship to the office guys, ship to the office

Just beat her home the day it gets delivered. That's my MO :grin:

My home is my office.

 

[Mr_Punch]

Originally Posted by dpricenator
Ship to the office guys, ship to the office

Originally Posted by Havana Joe
Just beat her home the day it gets delivered. That's my MO

My home is my office.

My home is MY castle! :grinFU:

Bunch of sissies!

 

[Saully]

Sounds like none of you has wives that look at the bills when they come!

 

[CWS]

Fair warning. It ALWAYS comes out in the end. Then the fireworks. Better to take a little heat each time then the "you spent how much this year?" speech.