I am slicing off my testicles

[RonC]

putting them in a glass jar, and going with my wife to go see "Momma Mia" tomorrow nite.

 

[Clinton]

Every married guy knows that sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Besides, maybe you can go shopping together first!

 

[Craig Mac]

putting them in a glass jar, and going with my wife to go see "Momma Mia" tomorrow nite.

Ouch I don't know which would be more painful:cryloud:

 

[jwintosh]

keep em connected!! the movie or the play? i saw the play when they came thru san diego! it was actually very good!

 

[Volusianator]

Once your man card is taken away, you don't just get it back automatically when you read a cigar mag again. It needs to be earned, just like it was the first time, sending a fiver of Opus to the first five posters in this thread should cover you!

 

[armenian]

There's a gay guy at my wife's office who may be able to get you some Streisand tickets. :grin:

 

[RonC]

There's a gay guy at my wife's office who may be able to get you some Streisand tickets. :grin:

LOL, my wedding song was "evergreen" by streisand.

 

[RonC]

Once your man card is taken away, you don't just get it back automatically when you read a cigar mag again. It needs to be earned, just like it was the first time, sending a fiver of Opus to the first five posters in this thread should cover you!

she took my opus away

 

[jmatkins]

Man that is bad, my wife just knows I will not see that. She just goes with the ladies.

 

[Brazilla]

I always get rewarded when I get home from Husband-Duty. Makes the boredom a little more interesting.

 

[Volusianator]

she took my opus away

Fine, Farmies will do. :thumbsup:

 

[CWS]

Took the wife to see the play in Vegas. As soon as the movie came out she started dropping hints. Just like removing a band-aid. DO it quickly swiftly with good scotch chaser. WARNING - There is now a sing a long version.

 

[jmatkins]

Took the wife to see the play in Vegas. As soon as the movie came out she started dropping hints. Just like removing a band-aid. DO it quickly swiftly with good scotch chaser. WARNING - There is now a sing a long version.

I would be sneaking in a flask if I was there.