Corrupt-a-wish

[Moro]

(Why does everybody wants to cook? (said by the culinary arts student...))

Granted, yet ye loose yer taste buds.

I wish I had a sailboat.

 

[bballbaby]

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[bballbaby]

(Why does everybody wants to cook? (said by the culinary arts student...))

Granted, yet ye loose yer taste buds.

I wish I had a sailboat.

Granted. Too bad it fits in a bottle.


I wish i liked tequila.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, but now they have stopped making it.

I wish I was a pirate.

 

[JRL]

Darrrr

 

[smokingIsh]

lol...had jimmy buffet playing. got caught up in the moment.

 

[bballbaby]

Granted, but now they have stopped making it.

I wish I was a pirate.

Granted. Too bad you're a butt pirate.


I wish i didn't have to work.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted. Too bad you're a butt pirate.


I wish i didn't have to work.

Granted, but today hot chicks came to you office offering free sexual favors.

I wish I had a secret tunnel to Cuba.

 

[Moro]

Granted, tunnel to a low-life bar in the middle of the Old Havana where foreigners get butt-f**ked.

I wish I had a villa in Italy.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, tunnel to a low-life bar in the middle of the Old Havana where foreigners get butt-f**ked.

I wish I had a villa in Italy.

Granted. The villa is infested with rats and contains toxic mold that will kill you instantly.

I wish I was the people greeter at Walmart.

 

[Moro]

Granted, ye don't need it to be worse than that.

I wish had a life-long supply of cigars in a walk-in humi.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, ye don't need it to be worse than that.

I wish had a life-long supply of cigars in a walk-in humi.

Granted, but the first time you walked in, you slipped and fell. Breaking your neck and died instantly. No worries though, i picked you up so the smell of decomp would not ruin the cigars.

I wish I was a porno producer.

 

[Moro]

Granted, male gay porn.

I wish we could make a huge BOTL HERF.

 

[jwintosh]

granted: gay porn...

i wish i could type like Dave!!

 

[jwintosh]

haha...

 

[elderboy02]

Granted, male gay porn.

I wish we could make a huge BOTL HERF.

Granted, but all your cigars belong to me.

I wish I had my own cigar factory.

 

[Moro]

Jeff! What the bloody hell are ye thinking about?! :headroll:

 

[Moro]

Granted, but all your cigars belong to me.

I wish I had my own cigar factory.

Granted, but yer rollers steal all yer merchandise and try to sell it to ye cheaper than retail.

I wish I could do what the bloke in the movie "Jumper"

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, but yer rollers steal all yer merchandise and try to sell it to ye cheaper than retail.

I wish I could do what the bloke in the movie "Jumper"

Granted, but you were born with no penis.

I wish I had an inverted nipple.

 

[jwintosh]

granted: pervert!

i wish i were blind!