Corrupt-a-wish

[Mitch]

Granted they will not where socks.

I wish Smoking was guaranteed in the bill of rights!

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted they will not where socks.

I wish Smoking was guaranteed in the bill of rights!

Granted, but only if you are on fire.

I wish that beer was free.

 

[uncelnino]

granted, too bad it is root beer

I wish a Tat Black robusto would last forever.

 

[bballbaby]

Granted, but it's kept in an air tight glass box that can never be opened...ever.


I wish i was a successful pga tour golfer.

 

[Craig Mac]

Granted, but it's kept in an air tight glass box that can never be opened...ever.


I wish i was a successful pga tour golfer.

Granted: PGA stood for Pregnant Golfers Association.

I wish I could find a good woman.

 

[Daviso27]

granted: but she looks like Mickey Rooney!

I wish I wasn't so Fat!

 

[Moro]

Granted. Though ye never mentioned yer point of view on AIDS...

I wish I could get me hands on an Opus X cigar in a bottle.

 

[Clinton]

Granted, it's in a bottle of milk.

Wish I could think of something funny.

 

[JRL]

Granted: but there is no one around to tell it to.

I wish I was moving soon

 

[bballbaby]

Granted, but you're permanently confined to a wheel chair tha can only be moved by the joystick that you put in your outh to move because your paraplegic.

I wish i could dunk a basketball

 

[JRL]

Granted: however Shaq is forever defending you.

I wish I had no bills due ever again.

 

[Moro]

Granted, ye won't be able to buy anymore cigars though, since yer wife decides that now ye have money for her stuff.

I wish I get a long weekend sometime this semester.

 

[jwintosh]

granted: you forgot your uniform again!!

i wish it was friday!

 

[Moro]

Hehehehe, neat one.

Granted, yet ye got caught up in some work ye had to do only to finish and go home at rush hour.

I wish I had a cigar roller that made me a cigar each morning.

 

[dpricenator]

Yeah you'r right, but Moro beat me anyway. so i deleted the post.

 

[dpricenator]

Hehehehe, neat one.

Granted, yet ye got caught up in some work ye had to do only to finish and go home at rush hour.

I wish I had a cigar roller that made me a cigar each morning.

Granted, but he's rolling you Size A Acids, that you must nub before he rolls another.


I wish I hadn't been fired by Clint earlier.

 

[Daviso27]

I wish I had a cigar roller that made me a cigar each morning.

Granted: He will fill'em with cilantro, basil & cumin seed!

i wish I had the greastest "Man Cave" ever built!

 

[Cousin Jimbo]

Granted, except they changed ther name to Mac Craig and now all you do is make rich dark plum cake.

I wish gas was only a dollar a gallon for the rest of time.

 

[Moro]

Granted, but he's rolling you Size A Acids, that you must nub before he rolls another.


I wish I hadn't been fired by Clint earlier.

Granted, but he re-hired ye because he loves to roll in the hay with yer gal.

Granted: He will fill'em with cilantro, basil & cumin seed!

i wish I had the greastest "Man Cave" ever built!

Granted, yet every time ye go in yer wife calls ye back to help her with the leaking plumbing.

I wish I get a husky one day.

 

[kyleb]

Granted, he has rabies.

I wish I could cook.