Watermelon Martini?????
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njstone
BoM January 2010
I've had two. One was at like Applebees or Fridays or something--it was okay for $3. The other was at a really nice place in Minneapolis, made using fresh watermelon juice. Deelish! It was like $11 though. But it was on a date, so that's okay. My wife's drink was called "El Orgasmo," it was sort of a Pina Colada served in a pineapple. The drink was good, but the name was hilarious.
Yes, I like girlie drinks. Deal with it.
Yes, I like girlie drinks. Deal with it.
That's almost as gay as me drinking vanilla vodka mixed with cointreau. Wait that's more gay because it's pink. Did you trade the cigars in for Virginia Slims Dave?
MMMMM capris....my favorite are the menthols. I look so manly with a 120mm skinny little menthol hanging out of my mouth..:grinFU:
And no puking I feel good today.
Ok on to the martini. I had planned to cork a watermelon with a bottle of vodka so we could eat it at the herf. The rind on the late season melons were too thin to hold the bottle, so I cut it up and filled 3 gallon ziplocks half full of watermelon. Then I poured about a half bottle of vodka in each bag and got drunk on the other half bottle. hehe:nodlaugh:
We only ate one bag at the herf so the other two have been soaking for the last 5 days. Last night I poured some of the juice over ice and damn it was good. Certainly less alcohol than your normal martini, but good to go. After 4-5 of those I wanted anothe and was trying to squeez more jiuce/vodka from the fruit. That didn't work so well, but the food processor did. I poured the rest of the fruit in the Quisinart, and high and liqufied it. This second version was more of a smoothie texture, but still had plenty of vodka kick to it. So When i thing aboutit, I drank a bottle of vodka and 2/3 of a watermelon to my head last night. I think the water in the melon helped prevent a hangover. If you are ever having a BBQ, this is a great fufu girly drink. I will be making them again next year.
And no puking I feel good today.
Ok on to the martini. I had planned to cork a watermelon with a bottle of vodka so we could eat it at the herf. The rind on the late season melons were too thin to hold the bottle, so I cut it up and filled 3 gallon ziplocks half full of watermelon. Then I poured about a half bottle of vodka in each bag and got drunk on the other half bottle. hehe:nodlaugh:
We only ate one bag at the herf so the other two have been soaking for the last 5 days. Last night I poured some of the juice over ice and damn it was good. Certainly less alcohol than your normal martini, but good to go. After 4-5 of those I wanted anothe and was trying to squeez more jiuce/vodka from the fruit. That didn't work so well, but the food processor did. I poured the rest of the fruit in the Quisinart, and high and liqufied it. This second version was more of a smoothie texture, but still had plenty of vodka kick to it. So When i thing aboutit, I drank a bottle of vodka and 2/3 of a watermelon to my head last night. I think the water in the melon helped prevent a hangover. If you are ever having a BBQ, this is a great fufu girly drink. I will be making them again next year.
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last night yes, wifey likes her liquor with no mixers. What do they call that?? OH yeah SHOTS
HaHa I thought Ken made the spelling error until I re-read my first post again. like I said I was drunk:bottle::bottle::bottle::bottle:
Hold on here, she did not drink last night and I did not want to go to the store. Normally we both just drink it straight.:king:
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hahaha fag! this actually sounds like a really good hangoverless drunk, because watermelon is 90% water and has some vitamins and minerals that are lost when drinking. so yea this might be the revoulutionary Hangover-less Drink TM (this is now a registered trademark of AMG alcohol..fagotty but none the less a good idea)
I should get bonus points for not wasting the vodka. On the meer premise that I would endure the girlie drink in order to consume all the alcohol possible should count for something.
Ooh dave I'm with you on that. I've drank some girly stuff because of what I had left and my refusal to buy something extra when I was leaving Turkey.