Corrupt-a-wish

[jmatkins]

Done, ye're fired.

I wish I could eat right now... I'm so bloody hungry!

But the only thing to eat is 40 day old bread with some green and red stuff growing on it.

I wish I was going to the superbowl this year

 

[smokingIsh]

But the only thing to eat is 40 day old bread with some green and red stuff growing on it.

I wish I was going to the superbowl this year

Granted, you will be cleaning the urinals during the game.

I wish Gale was as curious about me as he is about Moro. I am jealous:crying:

 

[Cyrann]

He is, that's why you didn't get any mail yesterday... not because of C. Columbus.

I wish I didn't have to pay my credit card bill!

 

[Moro]

Don't be Ish...Granted! Only that he'll tell the fed's about yer ISOMs...

I wish I finish soon the practice hours for this semester.

 

[Daviso27]

Granted: Live it up because your gonna die of a cocktail of drugs and ED meds!

I wish beer wasnt so fattening!

 

[jmatkins]

Granted: Live it up because your gonna die of a cocktail of drugs and ED meds!

I wish beer wasnt so fattening!

But it will be $10 a can

I wish I had access to all the porn in the world.

 

[smokingIsh]

But it will be $10 a can

I wish I had access to all the porn in the world.

Granted, but now you are impotent and have no sexual desire whatsoever.

I wish I could speak better spanish.

 

[Daviso27]

Granted: Pero no es verdad!

I wish I could bang like Peter North

 

[solowgregg]

Ok, another dumb time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million US dollars.

 

[Moro]

Granted, yet Raul is sleeping with yer wife and'll take over yer drug emporium.

 

[solowgregg]

post a wish now moro

 

[Moro]

Forgot. I wish I had a tobacco plantation.

 

[Volusianator]

Forgot. I wish I had a tobacco plantation.

But it's infected with beetles

I wish I had more Opus

 

[Wigwam_Motel]

But it's infected with beetles

I wish I had more Opus

granted, But it was used in a 10 hour gay orgy as a sex toy.

I wish for a tree.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted but the tree falls over on your house during a wind storm

I wish I could see the future

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I could see the future

But the future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

I wish for whirled peas.

 

[unfairtoast]

But the future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted but they are in your Humidor.

I wish i could teleport places

 

[Swampfox21]

granted but everywhere you teleport you land in dog crap
I wish I had a palio cutter

 

[Volusianator]

I wish i could teleport places

You'd end up at a gay bar naked holding a jar of Vaseline

I wish I wasn't at that same bar!

 

[sascha]

but you are at the same bar

i wish i was on vacation