Corrupt-a-wish

[Moro]

Granted Sasqwuatch.

I wish me house never got the cigar smoke's smell so I could smoke whenever, wherever.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted Sasqwuatch.

I wish me house never got the cigar smoke's smell so I could smoke whenever, wherever.

But then the first wiff of cigar smoke and you will get sick.

I wish I had a 60 in plasma tv

 

[smokingIsh]

But then the first wiff of cigar smoke and you will get sick.

I wish I had a 60 in plasma tv

Granted, but all you get to watch is infomercials.

I wish I had a french maid to clean my office.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted, but all you get to watch is infomercials.

I wish I had a french maid to clean my office.

Granted his name is Pierre


I wish I hand more hair on my head

 

[jmatkins]

Granted his name is Pierre


I wish I hand more hair on my head

Bt you will have to get it cut two times a day to keep it above your shoulders

I wish I had a Dodge Charger.

 

[Mitch]

Granted, inside your nose and ears.

I wish I was a rock star.

I'm too slow.

 

[Craig Mac]

I wish I had a Dodge Charger.

Granted you have to fill up every 60 miles at $20 a gallon

I wish I was a rock star.

I'm too slow.

Granted you'd be dead before you were famous

I wish my landlord would fix up my place

 

[Moro]

Granted, it's for the new tenant. (I think ye say it that way)

I wish the days lasted more to get more sleep hours.

 

[smokingIsh]

I wish my landlord would fix up my place

Granted, right after he evicted you.

I wish that I could get a Monica Lewinski infused cigar.

 

[Mitch]

Granted you are both senior citizens at the time.

I wish I was a rock star.

 

[Craig Mac]

I wish I was a rock star.

see #147, and #130, hehe

Granted, it's for the new tenant. (I think ye say it that way)

Granted, right after he evicted you.

You guys must know my landlord, after I moved out of the last place(same landlord), he went in and completely remodeled it....bastard.

 

[Moro]

Thing is, Craig, I know it all. :devil:

 

[Craig Mac]

Thing is, Craig, I know it all. :devil:

Ok then, I'll keep this rolling: I wish I had Moro's wisdom.

 

[Moro]

Granted, yet ye are banished from the heavens, condemned to torment humanity...personifying George W Bush.

I wish I had Dave's (uncelnino) job.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, yet ye are banished from the heavens, condemned to torment humanity...personifying George W Bush.

I wish I had Dave's (uncelnino) job.

Granted but your IQ will drop 100 points to that of a porcupine.

I wish that I was director of operations at the best bordello in Nevada.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted but your IQ will drop 100 points to that of a porcupine.

I wish that I was director of operations at the best bordello in Nevada.

granted all the men you have working for you take care of youeveryday.


I wish I was a professional athelete.

 

[jmatkins]

granted all the men you have working for you take care of youeveryday.


I wish I was a professional athelete.

But only at Dart shinning

I wish I had all the kids potty trained

 

[dpricenator]

granted, they are now trined to go potty on your pillow.


I wish I had a Great Dane.

 

[jmatkins]

granted, they are now trined to go potty on your pillow.


I wish I had a Great Dane.

But is the worlds smallest at 4 inches high

I wish I had all my work done for today.

 

[Moro]

Done, ye're fired.

I wish I could eat right now... I'm so bloody hungry!