Corrupt-a-wish

[Moro]

Granted. Ye have to fix Jeff's boat now, math man

I wish I had a pad by the beach.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, on Bikini Atoll............50's nuclear test site.

I wish Wade would give me his Opus collection.

 

[sascha]

he will, but he licked all of them

wish I had a sports car

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but you are in Wade's bedroom right now.

I wish for a Full bottle of HC.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but you are in Wade's bedroom right now.

I wish for a Full bottle of HC.

Granted but it has a couple of flies in it with emerging larvae.

I wish that I had the energy of a porn star and the money of Bill Gates.
( disclaimor,,,,porn star energy as it refers to women,,,and money,,well, money is money. Ok,,,hit me! )

 

[daniyal]

Granted but it has a couple of flies in it with emerging larvae.

I wish that I had the energy of a porn star and the money of Bill Gates.
( disclaimor,,,,porn star energy as it refers to women,,,and money,,well, money is money. Ok,,,hit me! )

Granted but you've been put away in a mental asylum.

I wish I had some lozenges.

 

[tedski]

Granted but you've been put away in a mental asylum.

I wish I had some lozenges.

Granted ... but they taste + smell like rotting fish.

I wish my family and I were on permanent paid vacation in Maui.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish my family and I were on permanent paid vacation in Maui.

You are, but the Volcano's just about to erupt

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

[Cigary43]

You are, but the Volcano's just about to erupt

I wish it would stop snowing.

Granted but there is an ice storm on the way.

I wish everytime I had a scratch off ticket it was a winner!

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted but there is an ice storm on the way.


I wish everytime I had a scratch off ticket it was a winner!

Granted, but you win monopoly money.

I wish to win the 2009 World Series of Poker.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish to win the 2009 World Series of Poker.

Granted, but you were the only one who entered

I wish nobody could corrupt my future wishes.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but you were the only one who entered

I wish nobody could corrupt my future wishes.

So much for you being my guest at Casa Fuente.

Granted, but you slipped into a smoke induced coma.

I wish todays Bowl games were a better selection.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish todays Bowl games were a better selection.

Sure, but the bowl are empty

I wish for it to stop snowing again.

 

[Moro]

Sure, but the bowl are empty

I wish for it to stop snowing again.

Ye're in a comma, so shush. okemyeye

It does, but now it's raining like ye've never seen before...and the cold froze the roads.

I wish for a good pizza. (I'm easy to please)

 

[Volusianator]

I wish for a good pizza. (I'm easy to please)

You got it, the best ever, but it just fell into Matt's tub!

I wish for you to still eat it!

 

[Moro]

You got it, the best ever, but it just fell into Matt's tub!

I wish for you to still eat it!

Granted, but ye couldn't resist and joined me.

I wish I made up memind to walk outside already.

 

[sascha]

you did, but you are naked.........in a church

i wish hair would grow even faster

 

[openendstraight]

you did, but you are naked.........in a church

i wish hair would grow even faster

Granted, but no one wants a hair cut.

I wish I were not getting laid off.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I were not getting laid off.

I wish you were not as well.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted, but no one wants a hair cut.

I wish I were not getting laid off.

I'm sorry to hear that so I will grant your wish, you shall not get laid off but to do so you will have to do things that you'll repress and won't remember until you're 95.

I wish I were SCUBA diving right now