Corrupt-a-wish

[Volusianator]

I wish I were SCUBA diving right now

OK, you're SCUBA diving...off Seal Island

I wish it would stop snowing

 

[sascha]

you are, but you can't tell the difference between water and the side of the road


i wish Wade and I could build humidors together

 

[dovy6]

OK, you're SCUBA diving...off Seal Island

I wish it would stop snowing

granted - the snow turned to sleet.
I wish I had lots of money

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had lots of money

Got it, Monopoly

I wish what Sascha did

 

[sascha]

OK, you're SCUBA diving...off Seal Island

I wish it would stop snowing

hahahahahahahaha, I get the feeling you are trying to tell us something

ok, no more snow, no rain, no hail. but you find out your motorcycle is stolen, your cigars are molded and you golf clubs are burned

i wish wade wouldn't post before me all the time

 

[sascha]

fuckit, I really wanna build humidors

and we will call them

"Aristovalloliss" humidors

 

[Volusianator]

ok, no more snow, no rain, no hail. but you find out your motorcycle is stolen, your cigars are molded and you golf clubs are burned

 

[sascha]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I love Achmed

 

[solowgregg]

you are, but you can't tell the difference between water and the side of the road

Hahaha Nice. :grinFU:

 

[Volusianator]

i wish wade wouldn't post before me all the time

Granted, but when you wake up, Wade has your humidor and you have his.

I wish my arm didn't hurt so much from playing Wii :squinteye

 

[sascha]

granted, but now it hurts from playing with yourself

I wish i didn't have a dirty mind

 

[gbpacker66]

granted, but now it hurts from playing with yourself

I wish i didn't have a dirty mind

Granted, now you have to watch Elmo, Barney, and Teletubbies for your nightly tv entertainment.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, now you have to watch Elmo, Barney, and Teletubbies for your nightly tv entertainment.

I wish it was summer.

Granted but this is the hottest summer on record.

I wish my ex wife would get pregnant with her brother inlaws baby.

 

[sportsmedjosh]

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icr0eW1fRSs"]YouTube - Skee-Lo - I Wish[/ame]

 

[sascha]

ok, granted, you are a rapper now

but you are white, skinny and short



I wish this thread wouldn't be so much fun

 

[sportsmedjosh]

ok, granted, you are a rapper now

but you are white, skinny and short



I wish this thread wouldn't be so much fun

ok granted, but there would be no internet.

I wish my credit card debt/ school debt was paid off.

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but you weren't able to find the money to do so until you started hanging out with a rough trick named Jim who showed you the magic of jailhouse style prostitution.

I wish I had a hot set of FEMALE swedish twins in my bed right now.

 

[sascha]

you do, but turns out you only get to have them if you make out with Wade


I wish it wouldn't be so much fun to get Wade in those awkward situations

 

[WhiteLightning]

I wish I had a hot set of FEMALE swedish twins in my bed right now.

Granted:

But they didn't remove their twig and berries yet.


I wish I owned a Lamborghini.



Damn, too slow.

 

[sascha]

I wish I owned a Lamborghini.

you do, but your first payment is due in 3 days

I wish I would get that first payment