Corrupt-a-wish

[WhiteLightning]

I wish I would get that first payment

Granted:

But the check bounces.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

This would be to easy, but there's way to many people out of work, so I'm gonna let this one go.

 

[sascha]

for letting it go I will grant you a wish............ok, a bowl it is

hahaha

ok, back on track

I wish I could give Wade a haircut

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I could give Wade a haircut

Granted, but I have no hair!

I wish all the cigars in my humidor tomorrow morning were Opus!

 

[sascha]

uhmmmmm........i thought they already were.

ok granted, but each of them spent 60 minutes in my running shorts

I wish I would wear underwear

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I would wear underwear

OK, you wear underwear...these:

I wish I don't ever see you in them!

 

[sascha]

hahahahaha, if it wasn't 1am, I would so photoshop something, but it's too late, i'd have to set up my studio, hahahaha

but i grant you your wish, gosh darn it, i so wanna show you a picture with me wearing them

and that's my wish, I wish I can find time to fake a photo

 

[Cigary43]

hahahahaha, if it wasn't 1am, I would so photoshop something, but it's too late, i'd have to set up my studio, hahahaha

but i grant you your wish, gosh darn it, i so wanna show you a picture with me wearing them

and that's my wish, I wish I can find time to fake a photo

Wish granted but Wade will keep beating you to the next post and you will find yourself behind again

I wish I had a current version of Photoshop

 

[dovy6]

Wish granted but Wade will keep beating you to the next post and you will find yourself behind again

I wish I had a current version of Photoshop

granted, but then they catch you for copyright

I wish I had a wish to put here

 

[sascha]

you do.......you want a sex change

wish I could spend a whole day in bed with my girl today

 

[dovy6]

you do.......you want a sex change

wish I could spend a whole day in bed with my girl today

you can, but you cant get it up.

I wish I had all of madoffs money, but without his problems.

 

[Daviso27]

Granted....however the dude with the weird hair from "No country for old Men" is coming for you!

i wish I could hit the PowerBall Jackpot!

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted....however the dude with the weird hair from "No country for old Men" is coming for you!

i wish I could hit the PowerBall Jackpot!

Granted, but Bernie Madoff is you accountant.

I wish Donk would stop blowing in my ear.

 

[Donk]

granted, but now wade takes over.

I wish I had a box of Cohibas

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but your lighter is out of fluid and you have no matches.

I wish Wade was here at the lounge to get me a drink.

 

[Donk]

granted, but you might not want to drink it. It's now Iced tea or Mt. dew

I wish I had a good job right now.

 

[hdroadglide]

granted. you are now the towel boy for life for the minnesota vikings!

i wish i had a nice bottle of cuban rum.

 

[Wigwam_Motel]

granted: bottle was filled after the rum was used during a "beer butt bong" initiation.

I wish for a lighter.

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted it will never light...
I wish for some talent

 

[unfairtoast]

Granted it will never light...
I wish for some talent

Granted but its only at this game.
I wish I could teleport places