Corrupt-a-wish

[Swampfox21]

granted but everytime you teleport you land in a pile of dog crap
i wish i had a blu ray disc dvd player

 

[Volusianator]

i wish i had a blu ray disc dvd player

You have the most wonderful Blue Ray player on the market, but they stopped making Blue Ray discs a year before you got your player.

I wish Diet Coke tasted just like regular Coke.

 

[sascha]

granted, but in old sony fashion it will be obsolete the day after you get it

i wish i could remodel my home more

 

[Cigary43]

You have the most wonderful Blue Ray player on the market, but they stopped making Blue Ray discs a year before you got your player.

I wish Diet Coke tasted just like regular Coke.

Granted but they mistakenly put the wrong label on the Diet Coke and you are now drinking twice as much as you did before and gaining more weight and have extra caffeine in your system and are now posting like a crazy man.
( uh oh )

I wish everytime someone posted on here my humidor gains a great CC cigar!

 

[Volusianator]

now posting like a crazy man.
( uh oh )

So I turned into Moro? :eyebrow:

I wish everytime someone posted on here my humidor gains a great CC cigar!

Ahhh, yes, they are all wonderfully aged CC's that have been infested with beetles.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

 

[goin' fer smoke]

granted but you will never get another paid holiday.

I wish I had 2 beautiful women fulfilling all my wildest fantasies

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had 2 beautiful women fulfilling all my wildest fantasies

You do, but a year ago they were both men.

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes from here on out in this thread.

 

[dovy6]

You do, but a year ago they were both men.

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes from here on out in this thread.

granted, but you cant post on this thread anymore.

I wish i had my own radio show

 

[gbpacker66]

granted, but you cant post on this thread anymore.

I wish i had my own radio show

Granted, but you have to share the mic with Al Franken.

I wish Wade would give me a Frank, wait, he owes me a Frank. I wish the Wade would give me a Opus Maduro.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but you have to share the mic with Al Franken.

I wish Wade would give me a Frank, wait, he owes me a Frank. I wish the Wade would give me a Opus Maduro.

Granted but he already smoked it and it's just ashes.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish and whoever tried to corrupt it would then owe me an Opus Reserve,,,,ha!:applause:

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had an incorruptible wish and whoever tried to corrupt it would then owe me an Opus Reserve,,,,ha!:applause:

Granted, but like you said..they're all ashes.

I wish my pillow felt like a nice set of DD's!

 

[sascha]

they are, but they are on MEATLOAFS chest, he's got a nice set of DD's

I wish I could have a picture of that and bribe Wade

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I could have a picture of that and bribe Wade

Done but your memory card got erased before you were able to print or copy it to any other format.

I wish I could afford a Rolex.

 

[Cigary43]

Done but your memory card got erased before you were able to print or copy it to any other format.

I wish I could afford a Rolex.

You can but it's one of those replica ones for $100 and the second hand doesn't sweep,,,it actually runs backwards.

I wish I had Wades motorcycle,,heh heh

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had Wades motorcycle,,heh heh

OK, you can have it, but it starts acting like a Harley and leaking oil on a daily basis.

I wish I had a new Electra Glide! :eyebrow:

 

[openendstraight]

I wish I had a new Electra Glide! :eyebrow:

Granted, but it is stolen, and you get pulled over and go to jail. And then you become real close friends with a big bald guy named Bubba.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had a job.

Granted

I wish I had one too!

 

[Cigary43]

Granted

I wish I had one too!

A job could be granted if you want to move to Portland, Ore. where I still have pull when I was a Plant Manager to work for Weyerhaeuser

I wish the 49rs could play like they did when Montana and Rice were there

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted but they still lost.....

I wish I had a man cave....

 

[sportsmedjosh]

I wish my toothbrush didn't break.