What's new

Over or under?

strife

Watcher of the Sky
Rating - 100%
107   0   1
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
6,363
Location
LINY
I have this debate with my wife every week or so about the way she puts the damn toilet paper on the roll. I say it must drape over the roll she insists that it be under. WTF? What better group of assembled experts could i ask for then this bunch here to help quiet things in my normally calm household. I'd attach a poll to this but I have no clue how to do it.

Thanks!
 

Electric Sheep

Dsicle - BoM Dec 06
Rating - 100%
58   0   0
Joined
Aug 1, 2006
Messages
5,147
Location
Dallas, TX
Wait, is THAT how you're supposed to use toilet paper rolls?

...I've just been holding it over the bowl and trying to crap THROUGH the hole in the middle.

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all this time!
 

cvm4

BoM - July '05 & Dec. '10
Rating - 100%
197   0   0
Joined
Dec 13, 2004
Messages
22,035
Location
Jackson, MS
Over is the only proper way to grab the paper, pull it, and then tear it off effectively.
 

Altercall

I beat you all May '08 :)
Rating - 100%
121   0   0
Joined
Jan 25, 2007
Messages
2,596
Location
DFW
Easier to tear, easier to grab, but it also keeps it from scraping the wall. I'm weird about stuff like that.
 

Altercall

I beat you all May '08 :)
Rating - 100%
121   0   0
Joined
Jan 25, 2007
Messages
2,596
Location
DFW
Wait, is THAT how you're supposed to use toilet paper rolls?

...I've just been holding it over the bowl and trying to crap THROUGH the hole in the middle.

I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all this time!
You disgust me!
 

bballbaby

Nov '08 BoM
Rating - 100%
183   0   0
Joined
Jan 18, 2008
Messages
6,460
Location
Ohio
well, i for one took an etiquette class in my younger days, and i can attest that proper etiquette and manners says to put it...


OVER!!!
 
Rating - 100%
110   0   0
Joined
Dec 30, 2007
Messages
4,845
Location
Harrisburg, PA
I don't care as long as there some there.
Agreed, but once you can train your roommates to at least replace the roll when it's finished you can always shoot for higher goals.

I actually put up a instructional poster in my bathroom when I was in Turkey so my shittermate would:

Step 1: Remove empty TP tube
Step 2: Replace with TP dispensing from the TOP FRONT
Step 3: clean out your shit stain

I had photographs of how to properly do it and everything. It was a big hit and I didn't have to take the toilet paper away anymore after that.
 
Top