Corrupt-a-wish

[Danilo]

granted, but you can ONLY play stairway to heaven OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

i wish i could travel to europe.

Granted, but you will have no recollection of it, or any events that took place while there ever happening.

I wish I had the incorruptible wish.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but you will have no recollection of it, or any events that took place while there ever happening.

I wish I had the incorruptible wish.

Wish granted but then you wake up and realize that there is no such thing. Incidentally, the reason you woke up is because you now have the worst case of projectile diarrhea you have ever experienced and realize you should never have thought about anything incorruptible,,,it's called Murphys Law and you've just been "Murphey'd" :devilhead

I wish Jessica Alba was one of my groupies.

 

[smokemifugotem]

Granted...but she is so psycho...she kills you the first time she sees you in person.

I wish I could fly like superman...

 

[carocaniac]

Granted but the United States doesn't exist anymore...

 

[Danilo]

and your wish?

 

[Volusianator]

Granted...but she is so psycho...she kills you the first time she sees you in person.

I wish I could fly like superman...

Granted, but you fly into a cryptonite building.

I wish my wishes could never be corrupted again.

 

[Danilo]

Granted, but you fly into a cryptonite building.

I wish my wishes could never be corrupted again.

Wish granted but then you wake up and realize that there is no such thing. Incidentally, the reason you woke up is because you now have the worst case of projectile diarrhea you have ever experienced and realize you should never have thought about anything incorruptible,,,it's called Murphys Law and you've just been "Murphey'd" :devilhead

that incorruptible was mine just up the page... not a good result

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted but your in a pine box but its level

i wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, but you fly into a cryptonite building.

I wish my wishes could never be corrupted again.

damn I am slow tonight!

 

[Volusianator]

i wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow

Well that makes all of WI

 

[gbpacker66]

i wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow

Granted, But you have 4 feet of grass to mow.

I wish we had a HERF going on tomorrow.

 

[tuelle]

I wish we had a HERF going on tomorrow.

Granted, but it's 15 guys with swisher sweets, grape white owls and jugs of Boone's Farm.

I wish the Cuban embargo was lifted today.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish the Cuban embargo was lifted today.

Granted, but Cuba ceases to make their current cigars and starts heavy production of swisher sweets & grape white owls.

I wish my shop was clean.

 

[Moro]

Granted. The neighbor's kid cleaned it all up and sold yer tools to buy his Transformer toys.

I wish I could heal soon.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I could heal soon.

You get better tomorrow my friend, but Herpes outbreaks really never go away so always be protected! :rofl:

I wish I could shake Alfonso's hand.

 

[Moro]

Granted; but herpes now is transmitted by mere touch.

I wish for a bottomless bottle of the finest rum ever.

 

[Danilo]

Granted, but Cuba ceases to make their current cigars and starts heavy production of swisher sweets & grape white owls.

That's not something to joke about.

 

[Danilo]

Granted; but herpes now is transmitted by mere touch.

I wish for a bottomless bottle of the finest rum ever.

Granted, but you will have major liver failure if you ever taste even another drop of alcohol.

I wish for snow in miami. (not major blizzards... just enough to cover the ground a bit)

 

[tuelle]

I wish for snow in miami. (not major blizzards... just enough to cover the ground a bit)

Granted, but the cold so freaks out all the major rollers in Little Havana and they all leave for warmer parts, completely stifling the NC industry.

I wish VSGs cost $3/pop.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish for snow in miami.

You are one sick bastard!