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Danilo

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Granted, each one of those wishes have to be given to me.

I wish for taco time stuffed mexi fries.
You got it, as much as you want... But it gives you a stomach virus. enjoy the next 3 days on the toilet and try again.


I wish my bed was more comfortable.
 

Danilo

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Granted, but it's made of fools gold.

I wish I had a new Corvette.
Your shiny new Corvette ZR-1 was just stolen, and the insurance company is not covering it, because they believed you committed insurance fraud.


I wish all cops where like the people from Law & Order.
 

coppereagl

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Your shiny new Corvette ZR-1 was just stolen, and the insurance company is not covering it, because they believed you committed insurance fraud.


I wish all cops where like the people from Law & Order.
Granted but no new crimes are ever committed only re-runs.

I wish cold coors light was available on tap from every faucet. Hot,cold and coors
 

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...But the pipes ran through the local municipal waste plant first.

I wish I could have forsight to the next MegaMillions winning #'s.
 

Danilo

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...But the pipes ran through the local municipal waste plant first.

I wish I could have forsight to the next MegaMillions winning #'s.
Wish granted, you will hit 100% of the numbers, but so will another 2500 people. The payout will be tiny.

I wish iPods where more durable (yes, mine broke again)
 

coppereagl

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Wish granted, you will hit 100% of the numbers, but so will another 2500 people. The payout will be tiny.

I wish iPods where more durable (yes, mine broke again)
Granted, your Ipod is now indestructible, but will only play the Ya Ya sisterhood soundtrack on repeat

I wish there was an autobahn in the states
 

Danilo

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granted, but its lined with baseball parks, childrens soccer fields and lawn darts

I wish I had a dirtbike
Granted, but it has a seized engine, bent rims and no handle bar.


I wish some of those really HTF cigars where in my humi waiting for me.
 
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