Volusianator
BoM Nov '07 & Jan '09
Granted, but I bought all remaining sticks in the world and Ashton quit production.I wish VSGs cost $3/pop.
I wish Obama would bail ME out.
Granted, but I bought all remaining sticks in the world and Ashton quit production.I wish VSGs cost $3/pop.
Granted, but then he would demand it back, after not agreeing with what you spend it on.Granted, but I bought all remaining sticks in the world and Ashton quit production.
I wish Obama would bail ME out.
Granted, it 95 degrees and you have no tap.Granted, but then he would demand it back, after not agreeing with what you spend it on.
I want a cold keg of beer....
You got it, as much as you want... But it gives you a stomach virus. enjoy the next 3 days on the toilet and try again.Granted, each one of those wishes have to be given to me.
I wish for taco time stuffed mexi fries.
Granted, however it has been taken over by a senior citizens nudist colonyYou got it, as much as you want... But it gives you a stomach virus. enjoy the next 3 days on the toilet and try again.
I wish my bed was more comfortable.
granted but durring a hurricane...Granted, however it has been taken over by a senior citizens nudist colony
I wish I was on the beaches of myrtle
granted but durring a hurricane...
i wish i had a cold beer in my hand
Granted, but you just tossed you Wii remote through itgranted. You have your cold beer, but it's stale
I wish I had a 52'' LCD tv in my room
Granted, however you spent life in jail after they realized you were driving the car that hit her, and then backed up and hit her again.Granted, but you just tossed you Wii remote through it
I wish my ex-wife would die
I could deal with that.Granted, however you spent life in jail after they realized you were driving the car that hit her, and then backed up and hit her again.
I had a feeling you might:ccool:I could deal with that.
Granted, but it's made of fools gold.Granted, however you spent life in jail after they realized you were driving the car that hit her, and then backed up and hit her again.
I wish I had a golden ticket...
Your shiny new Corvette ZR-1 was just stolen, and the insurance company is not covering it, because they believed you committed insurance fraud.Granted, but it's made of fools gold.
I wish I had a new Corvette.
Granted but no new crimes are ever committed only re-runs.Your shiny new Corvette ZR-1 was just stolen, and the insurance company is not covering it, because they believed you committed insurance fraud.
I wish all cops where like the people from Law & Order.
Wish granted, you will hit 100% of the numbers, but so will another 2500 people. The payout will be tiny....But the pipes ran through the local municipal waste plant first.
I wish I could have forsight to the next MegaMillions winning #'s.
Granted, your Ipod is now indestructible, but will only play the Ya Ya sisterhood soundtrack on repeatWish granted, you will hit 100% of the numbers, but so will another 2500 people. The payout will be tiny.
I wish iPods where more durable (yes, mine broke again)
Granted, but it has a seized engine, bent rims and no handle bar.granted, but its lined with baseball parks, childrens soccer fields and lawn darts
I wish I had a dirtbike