Corrupt-a-wish

[Clint]

Dirt baike granted...But all of the dirt vanishes from the face of the earth

I wish I had Sofia Vergara for a night

 

[hdroadglide]

granted. but she is right in the middle of a massive herpes outbreak.

wish i could retire to the island.

 

[Clint]

Wish granted, but aliens detarmine that islands are ugly when seen through their telescopes and they nuke them all.

I wish I was herpes-proof

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted
But you got the syph bad...

I wish I could scuba dive

 

[Volusianator]

Granted
But you got the syph bad...

I wish I could scuba dive

Granted, but you're 100 feet down and realize that you forgot your air tanks on the boat.

I wish for whirled peas.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but you're 100 feet down and realize that you forgot your air tanks on the boat.

I wish for whirled peas.

Granted, but they are whirled in Pepsi.

I wish Wade would give me his motorcycle.

 

[Volusianator]

Granted, but they are whirled in Pepsi.

Ugh, I'd rather drink cat urine.

I wish Wade would give me his motorcycle.

Yeah, good luck with that one!

 

[gbpacker66]

Ugh, I'd rather drink cat urine.

That can be arranged.:stretchgr

 

[cigarguy71]

granted, but he sold his old bike and bought a pink Vespa months ago.

I wish i had more Tat. cigars.

 

[cigarguy71]

oooops!

 

[Cigary43]

granted, but he sold his old bike and bought a pink Vespa months ago.

I wish i had more Tat. cigars.

Wish granted but you can't find anything to light them with.

I wish I was in the Carribean onboard a yacht with an all nude female crew who are hornier than a 3 balled tomcat,,,and are not "lesbanese",,,,,:ccool:

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted, they all look like Rosie O'Donnell

I wish Pete Johnson would run off with my wife, but leave me a never ending supply of Tat's.

 

[jakeemtrn]

Granted but that one RP is riddled with bugs and ate through your tats


I wish I had an Iphone

 

[Danilo]

Granted but that one RP is riddled with bugs and ate through your tats


I wish I had an Iphone

no you don't.

 

[tuelle]

I wish I had an Iphone

Granted, but it only calls Rosie O'Donnell.

I wish I had invented the Internet, and patented it.

 

[Volusianator]

I wish I had invented the Internet, and patented it.

Granted, but then you realize the millions you spent and lost running for President.

I wish I had more energy today.

 

[Phi Delt]

Granted, but you'll lose the equivalent amount of energy for tomorrow.

I wish it was warm enough to take out the bike.

 

[Sigolo VI]

Granted, but it won't start.

I wish I could retire and live comfortably.

 

[Clinton]

Granted. You can retire in 2089 when the economy has finally recovered.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener so everyone would be in love with me.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted. You can retire in 2089 when the economy has finally recovered.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener so everyone would be in love with me.

Wish granted but Oscar Meyer is a real person living in Knob Lick, Kentucky and that is why they love you.

I wish I had a new putter for this season that would save me about 10 strokes over 18 holes.