Corrupt-a-wish

[cigarguy71]

Wish granted but you lost both arms in a freak accident.

I wish for a beach house in Mission Beach CA

 

[cigarguy71]

Bump....

 

[tuelle]

I wish for a beach house in Mission Beach CA

Granted. Tidal erosion makes it into a reef off of Mission Beach.

I wish for a case of Redbreast 12 Year Irish Whiskey.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted. Tidal erosion makes it into a reef off of Mission Beach.

I wish for a case of Redbreast 12 Year Irish Whiskey.

Wish granted but it was delivered to your alcoholic neighbor who drinks a bottle every day and throws the emptys into your yard.

I wish they would televise AIG execs jumping off the 3rd floor of their buildings,,,just high enough to break their legs.

 

[twenty5]

Wish granted but it was delivered to your alcoholic neighbor who drinks a bottle every day and throws the emptys into your yard.

I wish they would televise AIG execs jumping off the 3rd floor of their buildings,,,just high enough to break their legs.

Granted, but you are an AIG exec

I wish I had a enough money to never have to work.

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted .. but you die the next day.

I wish i could smoke cigars anytime i wont.

 

[Phi Delt]

Granted...But, you only ever have Swisher Sweets to smoke.

I wish I was smoking a nice Opus X and sipping some Johnny Walker Blue Label.

 

[twenty5]

Granted...But, you only ever have Swisher Sweets to smoke.

I wish I was smoking a nice Opus X and sipping some Johnny Walker Blue Label.

Granted but Opus X is your dogs name

I wish I could fly

 

[Volusianator]

Granted but Opus X is your dogs name

I wish I could fly

OK, you can fly, but it's duck season, you're a duck and there's a LOT of hunters with 12ga magnums just ahead of you.

I wish my hands didn't hurt so much from work.

 

[cigarguy71]

Granted.... but playing with that sheep Josh gave you really is not work.

I wish i wasn't broke right now.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, You now live in a country where you are guaranteed a bailout.:nodlaugh:

I wish there was something good to watch on tv tonight.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, You now live in a country where you are guaranteed a bailout.:nodlaugh:

I wish there was something good to watch on tv tonight.

Wish granted but your cable went out and this was one of the best nights for TV.

I wish I had my own liquor and cigar store.

 

[champ]

I wish I had my own liquor and cigar store.

Granted, however one night you were sauced when building the walk-in humidor and didn't seal it too great. Thus hatching the tobacco beatles after stocking up on super premiums.

Wish I had a 2.4 stroker with a SLR supercharger.

 

[tuelle]

I wish I had a 2.4 stroker with a SLR supercharger.

Granted. Immediately mixed with above aforementioned sauce. Crash. Burn.

I wish I won the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes grand prize.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but the new tax laws passed on the day before you win, you are to pay 95% in taxes on your winnings.

I wish for lower taxes.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but the new tax laws passed on the day before you win, you are to pay 95% in taxes on your winnings.

I wish for lower taxes.

Wish granted but your new raise just put you into a higher tax bracket.

I wish the octuplet Mom would move to Brazil.

 

[tatjunkie]

Granted, Brazilian women have turned into baby machine dispensers to be just like her

I wish that golf was free to play anywhere

 

[Moro]

It is; but society frowns upon golf and young kids go into courses to beat the living hell out of golfers.

I wish it was July already.

 

[Danilo]

Granted, Brazilian women have turned into baby machine dispensers to be just like her

I wish that golf was free to play anywhere

Golf is now free to play, whenever, and wherever you'd like to play... But now all golf courses are crowded with tourists and loud annoying locals.

I wish I had some good pizza right now!!

 

[Moro]

Too slow, Danilo! :smokingbo