Ha!
One of the elder brethren told me to forego whatever was being passed around the cigar night and took from a little metal cigar case "something nice."
I have no frame of reference (and do not even recall what the cigar he gave me was--but he was pretty proud of it): all I can say it was, well, pretty darn good!
So: we'll see what happens. Weather is turning nice, post-Lodge will likely be outside, so maybe I'll get a once-a-month, wife-sanctioned cigar opportunity.
So far, other than a few from friends (which I am saving), I have one of those Cigar.com sampler + humidor deals and a CAO Flavours sampler.
Thanks for the welcome!