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Michael Jackson Still Causing Problems, Even After His Death

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So I'm DJ'ing a wedding last nigh and had probably 10-12 people come ask me for an MJ song, which of course I was expecting. It seems ever since he got into his legal troubles, EVERY time I play one of his songs, I get someone who complains about it, whatever, you can't please everyone. So a few years back, I made a Michael Jackson Medley on the computer, 6 1/2 minutes long, 12 different hits mixed in, it's a freakin' awesome tune and always goes over huge on the floor.

So I'm thinking that especially now, someone is gonna get upset if I play it, but of course the masses want it so I do. The dance floor erupts to twice the amount of what I normally had on the floor which was stellar all night anyway, I mean people are screaming, hands in the air, just balls to the walls dancing.

At this point I'm on the dance floor in front of my equipment and a dude comes up to me, respectable guy, career firefighter, works with the groom who's father is the fire chief. He starts telling me to stop the song cause MJ is a child molester, I came back with, "he's never been convicted" to which he then calls me a child molester too and a "pickle licker." This goes on for 5-7 minutes, him screaming at me, me ignoring him. About a half hour later, I just had to check, as it was bugging me. I open the door to the parking lot, and he's standing right there and says to me, "dude, we gotta talk, I owe you money." My reply was, "just please say you didn't do my truck, I just put $900 worth of tires on there", to which he replied, "no, I slashed the tires on your trailer." So, very long story short, the dude apologizes up one side and down the other, explains how this is not his typical behavior and goes to his house, takes the tires off his trailer and replaced my now flat ones. Then this morning goes to the store, buys two brand new tires and rims, comes to my warehouse and changes the tires/rims out on my trailer and takes his back.

I'm sure being a career public servant, he knew he could get his ass in a heap load of trouble if I'd pressed charges, but he was sincerely apologetic and remorseful so I let it lie.

Freakin' Michael Jackson, still causing problems from the grave. :dunno:
 

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Damn, you never know how some people will react to things, especially when they been drinking!

Glad you are ok my friend!
 

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Tough Night but decent ending.
Dude, it was a freakin' weird night. 20 minutes after that happened, a guy runs through a closet doorway and knocks my video projector off the 5" high stand, right to the floor, then at 11:45 a bridesmaid dumps her Captain & Coke on top of one of my computers. I was glad to get home as I was just physically and mentally exhausted last night. I'm getting to old for this shit.
 

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Damn, Wade. Tough night, i bet it's hard to be a DJ, not only you have to be aware of everyone's moods for the music but also not let the drunk's get your stuff ruined.

I guess the brothers and I are glad you made it out safe.

… bastards.
 

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Damn, Wade. Tough night, i bet it's hard to be a DJ, not only you have to be aware of everyone's moods for the music but also not let the drunk's get your stuff ruined.

I guess the brothers and I are glad you made it out safe.

… bastards.
Just another story to add to the list darlin'. I've had:

* a bridesmaid die on the dance floor after her head hit the floor from a groomsman twirling her on his shoulders and drop her

* Grooms mom die the morning of the wedding, that put a slight damper on things

* Rolled over a trailer of gear on the way to a wedding, still did the job with replacement gear, started 30 minutes late

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

* Had one job where during the grand march they tossed popcorn all over the floor as the Bride & Groom were big movie goers. Only to have made the mistake to use buttered popcorn. One person broke an ankle another a wrist from falling. If I recall, I think we counted 47 people who fell that night after 10:00pm

* Several stacks of speakers tipped over from drunk buttphucks fighting

* Had a Bride & Groom get in a fist fight on the dance floor after the Bride was kissing another guest while dancing, and I mean, really kissing, not the peck on the cheek congratulations you got married kiss.

* after 16 years of this...to many to recall.
 
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Just another story to add to the list darlin'. I've had:

* a bridesmaid die on the dance floor after her head hit the floor from a groomsman twirling her on his shoulders and drop her

* Grooms mom die the morning of the wedding, that put a slight damper on things

* Rolled over a trailer of gear on the way to a wedding, still did the job with replacement gear, started 30 minutes late

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

* Had one job where during the grand march they tossed popcorn all over the floor as the Bride & Groom were big movie goers. Only to have made the mistake to use buttered popcorn. One person broke an ankle another a wrist from falling. If I recall, I think we counted 47 people who fell that night after 10:00pm

* Several stacks of speakers tipped over from drunk buttphucks fighting

* Had a Bride & Groom get in a fist fight on the dance floor after the Bride was kissing another guest while dancing, and I mean, really kissing, not the peck on the cheek congratulations you got married kiss.

* after 16 years of this...to many to recall.
That is some crazy stuff!!!!
 

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Wow, that's a heavy night. Gotta figure the guy had that knife on him the whole time.

I bartended last night and on my way there, I got stuck in a police blockade, with front row seats to a possible suicide. Some guy was at the top of the Kaliedescope ( a big shopping center here) with a gun, threatening to shot himself or jump. So the cops got there and closed the streets, with me being the front row. The cops all had the shotguns out and were running atround like this was the biggest thing to happen in a long time around here.....oh it probably was the biggest thing alot of these guys have seen. We are talking about Laguna Niguel after all. Any way I called one officer over and told him I had to get to work, and he let me through. I thought that was pretty cool of him. Was it a full moon last night?
 
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I admire you even more after hearing that story. To keep your cool after that is amazing. I really don't know if I could have done it.
 
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Dude!!! Sorry to hear bout your equip but atleast you got a new story to tell at parties Hehe Better than talkin about the weather :chat:
 

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Just another story to add to the list darlin'. I've had:

* a bridesmaid die on the dance floor after her head hit the floor from a groomsman twirling her on his shoulders and drop her

* Grooms mom die the morning of the wedding, that put a slight damper on things

* Rolled over a trailer of gear on the way to a wedding, still did the job with replacement gear, started 30 minutes late

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

* Had one job where during the grand march they tossed popcorn all over the floor as the Bride & Groom were big movie goers. Only to have made the mistake to use buttered popcorn. One person broke an ankle another a wrist from falling. If I recall, I think we counted 47 people who fell that night after 10:00pm

* Several stacks of speakers tipped over from drunk buttphucks fighting

* Had a Bride & Groom get in a fist fight on the dance floor after the Bride was kissing another guest while dancing, and I mean, really kissing, not the peck on the cheek congratulations you got married kiss.

* after 16 years of this...to many to recall.
Not sure if these are redneck or biker weddings:wtf:

Might be a little more then you are hoping for but at least good stories to tell
 

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* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

...it was just cake icing....Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was! :stretchgr
 
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