I can't remember when I have laughed so hard and for so long as I have during this contest. You are a bunch of funny people and I thank you for it.
If you haven't read the Make Us Laugh thread,you should.Funny stuff!
However there can only be one winner. I took the 3 judges scores and added the points together and one joke had top points.If the judges want to identify themselves,it's alright to do so now.
THE WINNING JOKE:
as submitted by:
goin' fer smoke
And that's a bunch of bullfrog!
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bull-frog. They say it's been trained to give blow-jobs!" "Blow-jobs!", the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow-jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone
congratulations Jim!!
enjoy those noellas.
If you haven't read the Make Us Laugh thread,you should.Funny stuff!
However there can only be one winner. I took the 3 judges scores and added the points together and one joke had top points.If the judges want to identify themselves,it's alright to do so now.
THE WINNING JOKE:
as submitted by:
goin' fer smoke
And that's a bunch of bullfrog!
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bull-frog. They say it's been trained to give blow-jobs!" "Blow-jobs!", the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow-jobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone
congratulations Jim!!
enjoy those noellas.
