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These situations always make me laugh. So I'm enjoying a cigar about 50' from the exit minding my own. This lady walks in and as she is getting situated decides it's appropriate to comment on what she considered stench. Now I know an 858 rosado has a very pleasant aroma. I'm also a perscriber to "if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all!". Well since she invaded my airspace I decided to give her/bitch a piece of my mind. I said to her "take you old opinionated ass and tell to someone who or just STFU!"

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I was once insulted by a little girl on a family walk with friends at one of the local forest preserves. We walked by and I was thoroughly enjoying a BTL and as soon as we got by the little girl commented. She blasted out of her mouth with her twit of a mother with her "cigar smoking is disgusting!". Well I laughe but my beautiful wife didn't laugh at all. She responded with a "not as disgusting as foul mouthed little girls with nothing nice to say.". Did I mention I love my wife!

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The worst is when someone smoking a cigarette at a bar bitches about the smell of a fine cigar. :angerhead:

It takes every fiber of my being not to give them a dose of :angerFU:
 

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The worst is when someone smoking a cigarette at a bar bitches about the smell of a fine cigar. :angerhead:

It takes every fiber of my being not to give them a dose of :angerFU:

+1 I hate when someone smoking a horrible smelling cigarette complains about the smell of a good cigar.
 
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Happened to me once. I was walking in Central Park last summer with two inches of a Padron left and a couple walking behind me said something in an Eastern European language with a distinct "cigar" tucked away in one of their sentences. They passed me by, but not without the guy eyeing me first like I'd just taken a shit in his path. I just stared back at him until he turned his head and kept walking, leading his girl away by the hand. It was kinda funny.
 
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On a different note, while handing my latte through the window, the girl at Starbucks smiled and said that cigar smells really good. Where'd you get it. I said "Cuba", want one? She: No thanks, but I like the smell. Ahhh that latte tasted fine. It's nice when someone appreciates our passion.
 

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I was once insulted by a little girl on a family walk with friends at one of the local forest preserves. We walked by and I was thoroughly enjoying a BTL and as soon as we got by the little girl commented. She blasted out of her mouth with her twit of a mother with her "cigar smoking is disgusting!". Well I laughe but my beautiful wife didn't laugh at all. She responded with a "not as disgusting as foul mouthed little girls with nothing nice to say.". Did I mention I love my wife!

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Don't ever leave that woman. For any reason...She is a saint!
 

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I, on the other hand, had a completely opposite experience. While I was smokin a cigar at a B&M in Dallas, a very sweet elderly lady walked by an cracked the door open just a bit. Thinkin she needed help, I stepped to the door to let her in. She tried to scurry away, at about .375 mph, when I opened the door and invited her inside. She politely declined and said, "I just need to smell cigars once in a while; my late husband was a cigar smoker and I really miss the aroma." I stepped outside and we chatted for about a half hour. In your case, the smelly hag was just a b17ch!
 
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