Just was insulted!

[darkman]

Atta boy!!!!!!!

 

[terrantheman]

I, on the other hand, had a completely opposite experience. While I was smokin a cigar at a B&M in Dallas, a very sweet elderly lady walked by an cracked the door open just a bit. Thinkin she needed help, I stepped to the door to let her in. She tried to scurry away, at about .375 mph, when I opened the door and invited her inside. She politely declined and said, "I just need to smell cigars once in a while; my late husband was a cigar smoker and I really miss the aroma." I stepped outside and we chatted for about a half hour. In your case, the smelly hag was just a b17ch!

That's good! What did you talk about for a half an hour?

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[Mast3r_Shake]

I was once insulted by a little girl on a family walk with friends at one of the local forest preserves. We walked by and I was thoroughly enjoying a BTL and as soon as we got by the little girl commented. She blasted out of her mouth with her twit of a mother with her "cigar smoking is disgusting!". Well I laughe but my beautiful wife didn't laugh at all. She responded with a "not as disgusting as foul mouthed little girls with nothing nice to say.". Did I mention I love my wife!

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that is awesome. what wit your wife has!

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

I usually tell them politely that "they" can get up and move if they don't like the smell of my fine cigar!

 

[jwintosh]

reminds me of a story..."Maarrrrggareeettttttttt!!"

 

[aquarich]

Picking on defenseless old ladies...tisk, tisk, tisk!! Have a great day!!:hammersma

 

[BagfullofPings]

I usually tell people the taxes attached to this cigar fund liberal agendas...If I stop, you liberals are in trouble. Sir/Mam, you should be thanking me. Most of them walk away with a pissy look.

 

[SCHAZZ]

It amazes me that anyone can find the aroma of a fine cigar offensive...I think it may remind some older folks of someone they used to know who smoked crappy cigars around them all the time. I still seem to get many more compliments than anything in public.

 

[swat253]

That's good! What did you talk about for a half an hour?

Well, after she told me she didn't date younger men...

Actually, she talked and I listened. Mostly about her husband's love of cigars and pipes, how they met as kids, and a little bit about each year that passed up until his death. She said she purposely walks by the B&M every chance she gets just to catch a whiff.

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Great story Dave, thanks for sharing it!

 

[Moro]

I bow before thee, Terran. :smokingbo

 

[tubaman]

reminds me of a story..."Maarrrrggareeettttttttt!!"

Ha ha, I was thinking the same thing!

 

[ciggy]

Mabe she wasn't refering to the stogie!!! :stretchgr :rolling::rolling::rolling: