Going on a long overdue VACATION!!!!!!

[dpricenator]

So I was messing around online this weekend and saw a crazy cheap all-inclusive rates to Jamaica. The package includes round trip airfare, a chauffeured ride to our apartment in town, with skilled driver. Not sure why I need a skilled driver, but better than a crappy driver I guess. So we are going to Kingston, no idea where that is, but Jamaica ain’t that big so who cares. Our Apartment is in town near the Coke compound…so I guess we get free soda too. Cha Ching. Anyway, I can’t wait, should be exciting. Only real concern I have is why they asked if I would be bringing my own vest or if I would want to rent one of theirs…I guess they have dress codes at dinner. Who Cares, I’m going to Jamaica!!!!

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

So I was messing around online this weekend and saw a crazy cheap all-inclusive rates to Jamaica. The package includes round trip airfare, a chauffeured ride to our apartment in town, with skilled driver. Not sure why I need a skilled driver, but better than a crappy driver I guess. So we are going to Kingston, no idea where that is, but Jamaica ain’t that big so who cares. Our Apartment is in town near the Coke compound…so I guess we get free soda too. Cha Ching. Anyway, I can’t wait, should be exciting. Only real concern I have is why they asked if I would be bringing my own vest or if I would want to rent one of theirs…I guess they have dress codes at dinner. Who Cares, I’m going to Jamaica!!!!

....which means he will be fully armed! :assaultri ....and he will be trained in evasive driving manuavers too!

 

[Virgeinadeaux]

He may even have some weapons he would sell you…………. I’d buy them!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Clint]

By "vest" they meant meant kevlar, bro. Flak jacket...Body armor...

Have you not been reading what's going on down there?

 

[Craig Mac]

Knowing Dave, I would bet this whole thing is a joke anyway.

 

[Clint]

No joke on what's what's been going on down there

 

[AlohaStyle]

By "vest" they meant meant kevlar, bro. Flak jacket...Body armor...

Have you not been reading what's going on down there?

Exactly... Kingston can be pretty rough.

Just make sure to find some beaches and have a great time!

 

[dpricenator]

Knowing Dave, I would bet this whole thing is a joke anyway.

That's the problem you know me and then blow my joke out in the 5th post....:hysterica

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

Nice one.

 

[BesstR]

Good one I would not think someone in their right mind would go to Jamaica right now.

 

[ciggy]

That was funny!!! :thumbsup:

 

[AlohaStyle]

Okay, I just re-read your post and saw the "Coke compound" comment... LOL

 

[bdc30]

Knowing Dave, I would bet this whole thing is a joke anyway.

this was waaay funnier than the original post :applause: