What is your favorite saying?

[CWS]

"It works if you work it"

 

[Craig Mac]

"fuck"

 

[dpricenator]

it's five o'clock somewhere!!

yeah but it works better if you say....."it's 4:20 somewhere...light that chit":halfgrinw

 

[Le Buzz]

yeah most of the time I just go with "fuck it." seems to work the best

 

[D Quintero]

if i want any shit from you i'll get it off my zipper

 

[rick12string]

"you cant fix stupid"

Shit! I was gonna say that.
Well, "Say hello to my little friend"

 

[Northshore04]

"it is what it is"

That's my wife's current favorite saying.

Mine hopefully will be. . ."Hawks win the Cup!! Hawks win the Cup!!"

 

[Otaku]

"open your eyes before you open your mouth"

 

[Jfire]

F^ck me runin'

 

[stephen_hannibal]

"can't see it from my house"

 

[Big Mulac]

You can't put the sh*t back in the donkey

 

[Big Mulac]

What the f*ck. ...my favorite

 

[TravelingJ]

Good enough for Government work.

 

[Big Mulac]

Hot enough to breed

I forgot more about (insert your business) construction than you know

Too much college, not enough high school

The best part of you ran down your mama's thigh

Fugly

Don't lead with your chin

More chins than a Chinese phone book

Fu*k me

I don't know much about f*ck me, but f*ck you

F*ck you and the horse you rode in on

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

I'll bet you a dollar to a donut

 

[Big Mulac]

Sh*t for brains

 

[BesstR]

What the hell

 

[Swampfox21]

" hold on i got something... * reach in your pocket*... its the bull shit flag!
and
man the F*$# up!!!

 

[W.B.]

" I'm not saying, I'm just saying "

 

[USNStoops]

three sayings you will hear multiple times on base a day are "really?" "fml" and thanks to tourettes guy (google it if you don't know) "ahh tits."

 

[JP8]

"Sh!t or get off the pot".

"That really narrows it down."

"I've got more time in the chow hall than you have in the military".