What is your favorite saying?

[Treinenwj]

Or one from my mom "it's better to be a smartass then be a dumb ass"

Also one of me favorites, even though using it has gotten me into a few fights, back in the day.

 

[ciggy]

For - Real or What a dumb ass!!
I just don't care for ignorant or stupid people.

 

[maxnmisty]

if i want any shit from you i'll get it off my zipper

Shit on your zipper? I am not even gonna ask how it got there.........

I think you meant..

If I wanted any shit from you I would open up your head and dip it out.

or

If I wanted any lip from you I would scrape it off my zipper.

 

[BagfullofPings]

Thanks for f**king sharing.

That is like a monkey trying to f**k a football.

Are you f**ing retarded?

Ask me if I give a f**k.

 

[WhiteLightning]

Shut your f**king pie hole

and

I didn't know

 

[Shmear]

I know my life is really interesting, but really, you have to focus more on your own life... b!tch.

Oh yeah.

 

[Alwayslit]

2 new ones I'm putting in the rotation.......
wish in one hand, sh*t in the other and see which one fills up first.
There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the f**k up!

 

[Cigar Cowboy]

"don't put the cart before the horse"

Unless he knows how to push it of course

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I have a few:

"Never drink down stream from the herd"

"Even a blind squirl finds a nut every once in a while"

"liquor in the front poker in the rear"

"Smoke em if you got em"

 

[dartfrog]

You are going to love this then.
http://shitmydadsays.com/

Upcoming fall tv series on CBS staring William Shatner.