Metal cigar bands? Anyone else see this?

[itsme_timd]

Umm, yeah... "We decided the wrapper can't handle being touched by your fingers but it can handle having a huge metal ring shoved onto it."

 

[Danilo]

Metal band, Hmmmmmm.
Do you have to wear a foil pyramid on you head while smoking it?

yes, you do. it accentuates the look!

 

[W.B.]

I don't think those rings will burn, well I can't smoke those because I'm strictly a band smoker. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, please remember to tip your waiters and waitress'.

 

[rick12string]

yes, you do. it accentuates the look!

I always try to look fashionable.

Besides, isn’t supposed to protect me from alien mind control or radiation or something like that? :smokingbo

 

[tmoney2007]

"We fermented, then sorted the tobacco, and selected the best,"

He says this like it is something new and innovative... maybe that's what has been missing from this brand all these years.

 

[L8A]

Whatever. I'll let somone else have mine.

 

[gmiranda33]

Just something else for us smokers to pay for! The more intricate the packaging the more we pay.

 

[strife]

Wow, cigars with bling. What's next?

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

I'm surprised Gurkha hasn't tried this... seriously it looks cool but it's all fashion and no function.

....that's it, you brought it up and "we" know what a "front runner" Gurkha is....


happybday again Stephen!)

 

[Doctor Zhivago]

So we all know that the foot of a cigar loves fire, we always light it up before we smoke. That's why we at crappyinventionsthatarecrap.com have invented the cigar sock. Place the wool cigar sock over the foot of your cigar to keep it warm while its resting in the humidor. You don't want your cigar to be uncomfortable! The cigar sock lets everyone know that even though you treat your children like crap, you give your cigars all the attention they deserve.

And look out for our new product hitting the shelves this summer, the all new cigar snuggie.

 

[Jfire]

They had me at Conn broadleaf maduro in the video and lost me at General! "Yeah we thought we would do something new and innovative and put Conn broadleaf wrapper with Nic and Dom filler tobacco" "This way it would be both sweet and spicey!":scratchhe
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